You had a miserable life back when you were alive. Your mother was a stripper and your father was a heavy alcoholic. At school, it was rare to go back home untouched or unharmed. And then you snap. And when the guilt becomes too much, you have only one choice. Finding yourself in hell, you meet an infamous adult actor, who may be the one to heal your broken heart.

An AU where Espresso was raised with the Cookies Of Darkness. Since he was merely a child, Espresso's one and only desire was to prove his worth to Dark Enchantress, his mother. He and his siblings were taught to despise the Vanilla Kingdom and its inhabitants, sparking an endless war between the light and the dark. Madeleine is a paladin of the Divines, the Vanilla Kingdom's knight commander and savior, and almost immediately he is intrigued by the coffee mage on the opposing side. He is convinced that good exists in Espresso's heart, along with the hopes that he'll join them. A violent circumstance leads to Espresso being captured and held within the castle walls of the Vanilla Kingdom with no magic and nobody to help him. But of course, this was all but a great opportunity for Madeleine to persuade the stubborn mage into leaving the Cookies of Darkness behind. Against his liking, Espresso had no other choice but to play along for now. All he had to do was keep up the charade and not get attached. Simple, right? ~ COMPLETED 2022-2025 ~ **Content Warning!!** Some chapters may contain sensitive topics, please heed the warnings at the beginning of the chapters. All characters belong to Devsisters Cover art does not belong to me: Art is by @CatsEYE_GN on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CatsEYE_GN Achievments: 🎉 #1 in #cookierunkingdom 🎉 #1 in #espresseleine !! 🛡 #1 in #espressoxmadeleine !! ☕️ #1 in #espressocookie 🛡 #1 in #cookiesofdarkness ☕️

oneshots of our favorite homos <33 fluff, smut, angst, whatever i write (or you req) lmaoo ♡=Fluff ♧=Angst ♤=Smut ❦=Hc's Start: 11/27/22 End: ??? !Slow Updates!

"You know one day we'll meet again, my dear." Madeline said soothingly, heavy rain pouring down on him and his lover. Espresso had nodded and held him tightly, "I love you." Madeline set off on his adventures with his team, lightning and thunder striking violently as they headed quickly away from the kingdom. co-written by me and my partner!!! i use they/them pronouns and my partner uses they/he/it pronouns!!:)

This au is where madeleine is a cat espresso found madeleine on the road espresso didn't think about it but Madeleine followed him what will happen next? There will be smut/some fluff/and angst🧍‍♀️ The book cover ain't mine and this is my first book!^^do give me feedback if you read this! TYSM SO THE SUPPORT!but now the part 2 of this book aka yk;) is out!do read this one first before reading the second again thank you all so much!!

We don't sell food, also. You probably already know the ship. Madeleine and Espresso. I feel horrible for even shipping them. Please, help.

A curse that was made throughout the world 50 years ago had lied itself upon Espresso's family. His family had this curse from day one. It hadn't effected anyone in fact there were many perks to being a human/cat! Though the world finds a way to sexualize everything so he ends up getting thrown under all of that. Though he meets someone, someone subtle enough to realize that they are basically normal. Other than the tail, the ears, and the instinct. He tried to hide this secret, but it came no use. AHHH SOMEONE TELL ME TO STOP WRITING ESPRESSOLINE FANFICS 😭 --- Y'all js to let you know I have no idea if this is gonna be continued! No promises!!!

A separate collection of Espresseleine oneshots that are Christmas themed!

Madeleine Cookie, commander of a cookie kingdom meets the tsundere book worm, Espresso Cookie when Espresso's sister signed him up for ball dancing lessons. As they learn to deal with one another, they begin to slowly grow closer. And closer. And closer. PART 2 IS OUT NOW, AND HAS BEEN FOR A FEW MONTHS! GO CHECK IT OUT ^^ I WORKED HARD ON IT :) HEADS UP! ALL OF THE CHARACTERS IN HERE ARE SEEN AS HUMANS, NOT COOKIES ☁︎︎☁︎︎☁︎︎☁︎︎☁︎︎☁︎︎꧁CREDITS꧂ ☁︎︎☁︎︎☁︎︎☁︎︎☁︎︎ Written by: writebean_ Characters by: Devsister's Art is NOT mine :') Special Support by: Evspress0 Fl0w3r0 sobbinglilsimp Alexnottfound N0v_ka Lemon_Denmon UnderatedEmmyAward almond-milk_ loweaski peabrainfurry RedVelvetsForever pqncake_fxiry AlieMushroom Emilyne_is_ded thesunsets_cast HandsomeLittleLad seunght Michineyleyfan ruubyii coffee_nice_and_warm theworstintheworld3 Yuno_ni Boba_Champyy Ninquiru serialkillerranboo WinniePoohXO Un_OWOr sunflowerfield_s Nutley benitezmelanie77 ThatRainbowUnicorn Deezz_azz gayfrogcommitaxfraud ButterCutter spaceity Qyara_XD ItsJust_L1f3 Frogwithnolegs viiLizx HailaryAnneCGo Cassandrapicoschool _Crk-_ shad0wsinvert3d CharlottesaBitxh EmilyTephorn youraresuck clarinetgirl12 Halley_ARTWORK Callcantik Redfoxl1 kaleaksmcshan3 and GL1TT3RYGL1TCH