"If you met a god, actually met one, would you be scared?" That was the question that started it all, Odysseus was sure of it. He'd said he'd be curious. HE SAID HE'D BE CURIOUS! That was where he'd fucked up, that he was sure of. Well, curiosity killed the cat. But satisfaction brought it back, didn't it?

The last thing Odysseus is expecting while training with Athena is a gods-damned goose showing up. He can't tell if the foul waterfowl wants him dead or not. And honestly with how it was looking at him? He was pretty sure it did.

He wasn't sure if he should call campus security or a psychiatrist. Because this is either an intruder, or the all-nighters he keeps pulling have caught up to him and he's having a psychotic break. At this point, neither would surprise Odysseus. But hey, if it was a psychotic break- at least the hallucination was committed to the fucking bit. (Art in cover from @sparkskun on Tumblr!)

In this bold and daring reimagining of Greek mythology, discover the clandestine romance between the messenger god Hermes and the legendary hero Odysseus. Join them in an epic tale of passion, betrayal, and destiny that will challenge everything you thought you knew about these timeless figures. Prepare to be swept away in a whirlwind of intrigue and desire that will leave you breathless and longing for more. Disclaimer: This story is based off a multitude of things, but I would like to say that the video animatic "Wouldn't You Like" by Ximena Natzel, is what inspired this whole story(And is also the Hermes/Odysseus I am basing my story off of). There will be a few facts in this story, but none of this is actually what happened in Greek Mythology. I have changed things to fit my idea of this clandestined couple.

Yes, the title is real! Since I haven't pretty much seen any Odysseus x Hermes books I like.. So here it is! Telemachus and Penelope sadly dies because of an unknown illness, now Odysseus has to find a new wife. Aoules thought it would be an funny dare for Hermes to turn into a girl and try the challenge. He ended up passing the challenge, now Hermes is left to deal with being a wife for Odysseus.. How would things turn out?!

[ CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN ] One year, when America's states get him a camper van for his birthday, he is approached by Russia, who comes to him offering peace despite real-world events. America happily accepts the offer, and floats idea of a road trip later on. [] Warning [] This story contains Rusame and other ships, as well as some mild swearing and gayness lmao. There's really no plot to it, as it's mostly just an all-around feel-good story [] Credits [] + No fandoms or characters mentioned belong to me + This AU is my original idea + The cover was created with Desygner. The photo used isn't mine!

As Russia got a closer look at America, he found himself regretting telling him to fuck off. The other was cute and he now realized that he wasn't trying to get anything, was just trying to be nice. He was going to apologize, but lost the guts after being interrupted. He then saw the sticky notes. Maybe that could work... [Read Author writes two dumbasses who can't communicate] (Crossposted on AO3 under Crowsong_The_Rusame_Reader)

Random RusAme oneshots I write, mostly fluff and smut. (will be crossposted on Ao3 under Crowsong_The_Rusame_Reader)

Writing had always been a hobby of Russia's, it was mostly just little notes on his day paired with some art he drew. Then a gardener he only ever saw at night showed up. They never saw him, but they were so quiet and gentle with the flowers. Eventually, the prince decided to write them a letter, hoping the gardener might reply. (Crossposted on AO3 under Crowsong_The_Rusame_Reader)

As America fell in love with the stars Russia fell in love with him. He just didn't know untill too late. Now he must watch his love from afar, unable too ever confess his feelings, as time runs out for him. But maybe he underestimated just how powerful love could be.