Did I just do that? Yes, I did. Do I regret it? ...Not yet. For those who are confused, ASOT means A Slap On Titan, which is a parody of Attack on Titan on YouTube made by Tomandre. That being said, it's got a lot of MATURE THEMES such as BAD LANGUAGE and SEXUAL THEMES. Armin is not like he is in AOT and is truly screwed up in the head, so beware and read at your own risks! I DO NOT OWN ATTACK ON TITAN AND/OR ITS CHARACTERS (IT ALL BELONGS TO HAJIME ISAYAMA). I DO NOT OWN A SLAP ON TITAN (WHICH BELONGS TO TOMANDRE ON YOUTUBE). I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE ART SHOWN IN THIS BOOK.

'Welcome to a place where time has no meaning and meaning has no meaning, welcome to the land of the lost. The place where all lost, unloved, presumed dead, and forgotten go'