" Wow, yea, my injuries totally don't hurt like a bitch right now. " " ..really..? " " FOR FUCKS SAKE JACK ITS SARCASM " " but you said the injuries didn't hur- " " DO I LOOK FINE TO YOU JACK " what happens when a sarcastic woman gets attacked by the infamous devil, cannibalistic murderer and ends up meeting quite an oblivious and newbie police officer trying to capture the said murderer? jack [ spooky month ] x fem!reader she/her and sometimes they/them prns jack has no significant age but know he is an adult so i'll be making him 23 and the reader between the age of 21-24 ( you guys can pick the age i couldnt give such a less shit )