A single father struggles to keep his family of 5 afloat. What happens when those children continually fight? What happens when his children almost die? So i needed some angst- this book is philza centric, in third person limited. MAJOR TW: this book encounters attempted suicide, attempted murder, self-hatred, alcoholism, derealization and other not very pogchamp events. If you can't read it- don't.

A bunch of one shots of Techno and Ranboo :) Fluff, angst and I take ideas for chapters Many trigger warnings for the angst chapters Also the first few chapters aren't good so if you don't like them please skip to a well written chapter! On February 8th, 2021 this book was ranked #1 for the Ranboo tag

I am Dr Clay and this is a journal of my journey as I treat patient 316 who also goes by the name Technoblade. He is a very interesting person and I am excided to share his story.

As a mute ender hybrid, Ranboo has never experienced much love or affection until Phil decides to adopt him. But it takes time to heal, and not everyone is welcoming of hybrids. This is a Ranboo SBI adoption au because why the hell not, no romance because dude he's a minor, this is my first fanfic so the writing may not be great, but I'm writing this to improve! Discontinued. Rest in Peace Technoblade. cover art by u/Lyfi_is_bored on reddit

So many strings... So many people... So many targets... So little time to shoot... So many open books ready to be read... [Spoilers for the DSMP] ... Reading... reading people. I don't suppose you'd know, but people are quite easy to read, even when you can't see their faces. For example, Tommy is an interesting person. Judging by how he looks when he talks, he's quite enthusiastic about most things, whether they're good or bad. Nick on the other hand, is usually pretty cool about whatever happens. He often laughs to lighten the mood of certain situations. Ranboo though... I've been trying to figure out more about him for as long as he's been icn Sunny Anderson Highschool. Despite what I said about being able to read people without seeing their faces, he doesn't show any emotion through his movements or voice. He's different. This could ruin everything... Not Even Real (NER) is a DreamSMP Highschool au made by @TheMemoryBoy on wattpad. All rights to the story go to them. [IMPORTANT! I am no longer part of the DSMP fandom and haven't been since around the end of 2021. I'm going to finish this, but know that it doesn't include anything after Tommy's death. It also doesn't include EVERY DSMP member. Thank you!] Features real people in their life as some characters, not all are mcyters. Updates about every month Author - Memory (They/Them) Co Writer - Zim (They/Them)

Awesome cover art by Bonzie Da Wolfie on YouTube!!!! Check em out!!!!! Book is over! Editing now! :) Book Two out now! 👀 Uh Words Description Haha Trigger warning: death, self harm, suicide attempts, guns, potential bomb threats, anxiety attacks, hospitals(Idk if y'all want a trigger warning for that but it's there), abuse 31K (June 19th 2021)

Ranboo couldn't remember the last time he felt at home. All he really remembers is mistrust and dishonest people looking to use him. Then he meets a family. A family that's willing to take him in. And maybe. Just maybe. He'll finally have a home. (I noticed a lack of Ranboo adoption stories on Wattpad so I decided to write my own. Also, trigger warning there is mentions of past abuse and also trauma is a thing sooooooo yeah. I WILL NOT WRITE SMUT!) (if any of the people in this story are uncomfortable I can and will delete it immediately) #1 in foundfamily 2/21/2021 #1 in Ranboo 2/6/2021

Ranboo has always had a bad life he grew up in the foster care system but all that changed when he ran away at age 11. He ran for a long time until he found a house in the middle of no where. Little did he know inside that house lived his future dad, Mr.Technoblade Hello! This is my new story thank you for taking time to read it, before this starts I would like to say this art is not mine.

An alternate universe where Tommy pins the blame on Ranboo instead and Ranboo is the one punished. I will do two different versions of this story, since there was more than one way for this to go in the prompt book where I found this (which was ao3) Prompt: Ranboo is broken, in pain constantly, and doesn't trust anyone anymore, and is embracing his Ender features. . . And has decided to run away. . . Further than anyone on the Dream SMP has done. . . and learns more about himself while in. . . Self-Exile(?) Art credit: the-jamless-one on Tumblr

{Mafia au my guy} Ranboo lives a normal life. Well, as normal as it can be when your father runs an illegal business and forces you to make drug runs for him. Oh, right! Drug runs aren't normal! neither is excessive amounts of weapons! Or you know a pink-haired man breaking into your house and killing all your dad's friends while a man with a smile mask holding your father at gunpoint! yeah.... just an average Friday {I really tried on the cover and needless to say, I hate drawing bodies and if only everyone wore a cape like Techno. Anyway, enjoy! :D}