Could Eric actually be gay? Did Kenny really do the dirty deed everyone was told he did? Kenny moves in with Cartman after not being able to handle anymore abuse at home. Somehow, Kenny and Cartman end up dating and doing just a little more than expected... Find out more by reading this!

After Sharon's third and final divorce with Randy, she turns to her best friend Sheila for support, who is having trouble with her husband Gerald. They both end up single and depressed about it, then they get together. Au key: -words- = narration/context Name: words = character speaking Name: *words* = character thoughts Name: words (words) = idk how to explain it but as you go on you'll know