Hey hey hey! Fnaf roleplay here ~w~ Please-

HELLO MY FAZBALLS! Ok, so I've been wanting to write this story but I am pretty sure no one is gonna give a shit about it but... here it is. As stated by the title, this is a FNAF group chat fanfic. That should be self explanatory. Let's get some shit out of the way first. •This book is in no way serious and it does not follow a plot... it's crack shit because I think that's fun. •Characters may be OOC... deal with it. •I do not like to censor anything, so there will be swearing. I don't fucking care if the characters are possessed by children... •I will not be focusing on any ships because... fucking no. That's not something I enjoy and it just causes too many problems. •I like to make fun of the characters... this does not mean I hate them... it's just fun and I'm an asshole. With all of that said, let's get this shit show on the road. *cover art is not mine* Disclaimer: I am aware that the nature of this story takes away the horror aspect of what this franchise is supposed to be about. I would like to mention that I do highly appreciate the horror and the lore that this franchise was built on.

Well I decided that I wanted to make my own funny, but sometimes true, fnaf memes. I hope you all are ready for Freddy.

HEADS UP: I started this story when I was young, so there are multiple grammar and spelling mistakes that I am completely aware of but haven't gone back in to fix. Basically all of the chapters, except for the last few, were written when I was young (I'm 20 now and don't write in this anymore) so just keep that in mind while reading haha. A lot of things are silly, and the humor is outdated and childish because I was just a kid having fun, so no need to take anything seriously. Also, this was mostly written back in 2015 when a lot of things in the FNaF story weren't really known so a lot of things (such as names) are INCORRECT which I am also completely aware of I simply just haven't gone back to correct any of them and I probably never will. I hope you enjoy my middle school brain's writing as much as I did at the time of writing these chapters. Also... I do not own FNaF, all rights go to Scott Cawthon. Much love, Flash <3

From College to Vacations, from Vacations to Graduation, The story of my America and Russia is a long and intricate tale. What would happen when you take a secretly depressed cancer that drinks oil like its water, and his vodka obsessed capricorn boyfreind who might actually be a bear? You get a duo thats inseperatble, a loving couple, and a pair that has some ✨Juicy Lore✨ =[Warning!]= Cussing Maybe smut (later on in the book) Made by: @TheCommunistKFC Collab with: @Pandaaeeeeeeee

Yes, I got a diary but don't tell the others shhh...