Basic Synopsis: Maki Tanaka is lazy. Really, that's it. Real Synopsis: Maki Tanaka had died after being pushed in front of the speeding truck. Without even a rest in between, he found himself transmigrated to the most innovated Otome Game of the Year called 'The Noblest of Love'. Honestly, Tanaka couldn't care less about being inside of an otome game. He couldn't care less about all the capture targets, the so-called villain, the heroine, and even less about the fact that he's supposed to be some cannon fodder for his brother, Edward, who is one of the capture targets, to step on. He just wanted to sleep dammit. After angering his father (therefore pissing off the rest of his family) with his listlessness, he was banished to Wisteria Estate on the other side of the capital separated from the main household. Which is awesome for Tanaka because he doesn't have to listen to his so-called 'family' prattle on and on about his uselessness. Even so, it seemed there are some things that he couldn't avoid... The villain for example. Tanaka: I'm sleepy... Villain: Then let me hold you in my arms while you sleep~ Tanaka: I'm hungry... Villain: Then I'll feed you~ Tanaka: I'm tired... Villain: A bath might help you relax. Just turn around and let me wash your back~ Tanaka: I'm sore... Villain: I can massage your body~ Tanaka: ...But it's your fault that I'm sore... (AN: The MC starts off as a child, so any romantic development would be in later chapters. Some innocent tofu-touching will happen early on though~)

Dejected and free, he seeks out in hunting the one who enslaved him.

Rhea Arienne, a normal college student who's drowning in loans and debt, dies by the infamous truck-sama. Unwillingly being bounded to a System, She is forced to travel to other worlds. Whether it's a futuristic mecha world or an ancient Wuxia world, bitch-slapping horrible protagonists and seeing a certain someone in every world, is what seems to be in store for---- "...Is that a snake I see in my pants?" (o*｡_｡)o "HOST!! DON'T KILL ME!!! A malfunction happened during the transfer process..." ｡ﾟ( ﾟஇ‸இﾟ)ﾟ｡ Her? ------- *BL!! Not BxG!* *1V1 relationship* *I don't own most of the pictures (only some) or videos I put on this story. All credit goes to their creators respectively* *VERY EXPLICIT language, smut and gore* *Extremely mature content* *I cheat by using Grammarly* HA HA 🙃 Inspired by: - 'Save the love-struck best friend of the protagonist system go! BL' by @KSAdams - 'Uprising Of The Cannon Fodders (BL)' by @Rose_Darkblood

He died from being assassinated at one of the parties he was forced to attend. Instead of feeling aggrieved, he was enjoying his death. His last thoughts were: "Finally, some peace and quiet". But he didn't expect that a naughty little system would choose him to be its partner. System: Your mission is to live until the age of 20. MC: That's easy. It's only 6 months from now. *coughs blood* System: I forgot to tell you, your body's sick and will die in 3 months. MC: What the...... ML: Don't worry, Wifey. I will take you to the best doctors, immediately! Continue reading to find out how our MC will bend the laws of life to complete his missions with a little help from his husband. ⚠ WARNING ⚠ Might have suicidal thoughts and tendencies but it's part of the tasks and not intentional Very slow updates!