Idk this is a really trashy story why did I write this lol

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

bae

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

Pepe felt alone in life. He always had sad moments, but then, one day, a certain ogre came into his life somehow, and things changed...

Tbh my otp ;)

You know it is is Cannon.

Welp

Alvin and his brothers have 3 somes with lesbians

Look, man. I wrote this during lockdown because I was bored and had nothing else to do. Nowadays I write actual things that are much better quality. I won't be finishing this story, but it is fun to look back on and I do hope you at least get a laugh out of it. :)) -Eli