"I will protect you..." A dave miller x banban fanfic

!!THIS IS A SATIRE FANFIC!! i dont really know that much about dsaf (my friend who actually knows about dsaf suggested me to make this public) so uh dont expect much from this side ships: american mohawk sonic with a tutu and sunglasses x opila bird and jack kennedy x guardian from slendytubbies GAMER COVER MADE BY MY...