"𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗹𝗮𝘄 𝗼𝗳 𝗽𝗵𝘆𝘀𝗶𝗰𝘀? 𝗔𝗻𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗰𝗼𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗲𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗿𝘀."
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𝙂𝙄𝙍𝙇 𝙁𝘼𝙄𝙇𝙐𝙍𝙀; south park ☆ by XOXOJSKI
𝙂𝙄𝙍𝙇 𝙁𝘼𝙄𝙇𝙐𝙍𝙀; south park ☆
XOXOJSKI
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  • Parts 20
「South Park X Female Reader」 "she's even prettier than last year!" ╰┈➤ 𝑰𝑵 𝑾𝑯𝑰𝑪𝑯, (Y/N) Vincely is a girl failure. no matter how many hobbies she tries, how she dresses or how she applies makeup. but now that the teenage girl is in high school, things start to change for her. ⋆。°✩ TW!: this story includes smoking, cursing, alcohol, some suggestive themes, angst, fluff, and topics of murder, death , abuse, and things of that nature! ☆ COVER NOT MINE! (off of Pinterest)
saudade - a South Park x reader  by vaccumdust
saudade - a South Park x reader
vaccumdust
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AN X READER STORY :0 "This is Kyle Broflovski, he'll be showing you around" the school counselor told me as he handed my my schedule, hot off the printer. "And just make sure to be mindful of who you chose to associate yourself with Mkay? We don't want you falling into the around crowd" See how your senior year turns out in a town so bizzare *I do not own South Park or any of its characters* Started 3/29/23
Meet Some Friends Of Mine (South Park X Reader)  by ahdhfhwjdn
Meet Some Friends Of Mine (South Park X Reader)
ahdhfhwjdn
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  • Parts 69
A choose your own ending in the world of South Park. Who will you meet? Who will you love? Who will you hate? Find out as reader battles this new chapter of her life. Something tells me it's not as bad as she thinks. Or maybe it is?
Happy Life | South Park x reader by _relativelysmitten_
Happy Life | South Park x reader
_relativelysmitten_
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I AM gonna update... sometime ------------ After the parents lose their jobs, the family is forced to move away to a small mountain town. Even though South Park isn't a place they had imagined finding themselves in, none of the family members regrets moving. Especially the teenage daughter who finds new friends who quickly welcome her into the school. Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Tolkien Black, Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak, Jimmy Valmer, Henrietta Biggle, Pete Thelman, Wendy Testaburger, Butters Stotch, and Nichole Daniels are all love interests in this with their own endings. And there might be some side love interests as well :) ------------------------ A little disclaimer: I'm not American, I'm Polish, so the school schedules might seem a bit off, but I hope that won't be a big issue. [crossposted on AO3]
A Real Vampire (South Park Boys x Seme!Male!Reader) by JustSomeUslessDemon
A Real Vampire (South Park Boys x Seme!Male!Reader)
JustSomeUslessDemon
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(Y/N) (L/N)'s family recently had to move. Because they were chased out of the city, it happens quite a lot when you're a vampire. That's right, the (L/N) family are vampires. Real ones, but they aren't bad. The opposite in fact! Only drinking blood bought from banks and other secondhand means, even going the extra mile to research where they get their blood from. Making sure they didn't buy from places that forcefully got their stock, and when fresh blood needs to be consumed, only criminals and dangerous druggies are targeted. Never the innocent. You take it to next level however, you don't drink blood at all. Instead, you drink an artificial substitute. It tastes horrendous and doesn't give you all the nutrients you need but it keeps you alive, so you couldn't complain. Once and while you'll drink fresh animal blood to stop the craving, but it could never satisfy a vampire's true thirst. But no matter what, you wouldn't touch a drop of human blood. ~~~ Now you live in the small town of South Park, Colorado. Moved into the most expensive house in the rich district, transforming it into the most stereotypical gothic mansion that everyone has seen in their lifetime at least once. Dressing in dark but formal clothing, using parasols to block the sun when outside. The works. Other families just figured your family was a bit weird. While others your age thought you were a vampire kid, that pissed you off. Who the fuck is pretending to be a vampire? ~~~ Your attuite unknowingly attacks a lot of your new classmates to you, and for some reason you've never felt more tempted to drink a human's blood. Something about these boy's tempted you. While the boys wonder what it's like to have a vampire husband.
benefits of vitamin d - south park x reader  by lxmon_Swxxts
benefits of vitamin d - south park x reader
lxmon_Swxxts
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a girl moving into a small town in colorado, what could go wrong? (btw they're gonna be 14-15 in this story and the girls will also b love interests, along w Scott Tenorman who will only b around 1-2 yrs older so its not weird) i dont own south park or any of the characters in it x
Have Myself a Time |  South Park x Male Reader by Dark_Ashes_
Have Myself a Time | South Park x Male Reader
Dark_Ashes_
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  • Parts 16
It's been years since you left the little town of South Park. But you're finally back in town and your guess is some things have changed. The very moment you stepped into the cafeteria all eyes were on you. Ignoring them you were looking for some old friends. But how will they feel once they see "Duchebag" back in town? You've grown up and they somehow had one thing in mind, 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳?! Boyxboy, welcome home kids!! 11.09 - #25 Southpark 11.09 - #17 sememalereader Text Copyright©Dark_Ashes_™2020- Cover Copyright©Dark_Ashes_™2020
𝙀𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙥𝙚 || 𝙎𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙝 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙑𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙭 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 || by iSugarWarrior
𝙀𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙥𝙚 || 𝙎𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙝 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙑𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙭 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 ||
iSugarWarrior
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  • Parts 69
Ever since we were born, my brother and I had to keep moving from place to place, running from something. And now, we've moved to this small little mountain town in the middle of fucking nowhere. I just want things to be normal this time. ___ ALL CHARACTERS ARE18+ Pairs: Stan x (Y/n) Kenny x (Y/n) Kyle x (Y/n) Craig x (Y/n) Tweek x (Y/n) Clyde x (Y/n) ____ Some events occur during Stick of Truth and Fractured But Whole! Start: Nov. 2022. End: September 2023
𝕊𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕙 ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕜 𝕏 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣  by Fizzy_Water
𝕊𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕙 ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕜 𝕏 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣
Fizzy_Water
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𝑨𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒇𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒂 𝒔𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒊𝒏 𝑺𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒉 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒌, 𝑪𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒓𝒂𝒅𝒐. 𝑯𝒐𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒑𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒏𝒆. 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝑺𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒉 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝑬𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒚! 𝑴𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒆𝒔...... [DISCONTINUED] {𝑰 𝒔𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒂𝒕 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒑𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔
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𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚕'𝚜 𝚃𝚘𝚠𝚗 by Gachanight4_4
𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚕'𝚜 𝚃𝚘𝚠𝚗
Gachanight4_4
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"Catherine Anna Cleave. Child Actor. Model. Scientific prodigy. Life seemed like a lavish rollercoaster. That is until the massive school explosion, a restless stalker and desperate need for a simpler life lands Catherine under the care of her hysterical aunt and her wacky staff in a small redneck town."