This was originally posted on AO3 on New Year's Eve 2015. fictionalcandie's notes: All blame for the conception of this fic goes to duvalu. All I did was write, uh, a few words to go with it. Everybody shout out to her for doing real actual writing for the first time in years, though!! So proud of her. ♥ duvalu's notes: "A few words" = 98% of this including all the good bits, because fictionalcandie is the best and does stuff like this for me despite not even really being in this fandom. <3 Super fun to write and I love what we ended up with. (Oh yeah and while this is fiction and not at all reality? If you're here because you googled yourself or someone you know, please do us all a favour and back away slowly.)

Scömìche one-shots because what else is life?

This is by request from my dear friends Bat Girl and Blondie. I hope they approve. This is 1000% fiction.

No one believes they're in a platonic relationship. It takes a long separation for them to stop believing it too.

for when I have writing based commitment issues...

My first ever one-shot book for Scomiche. One-shots could be fluffy, angsty, sad, happy, basically whatever I'm feeling. Possible mature content. Thanks for reading.

It's moving day and Mitch is in charge of all the arrangements. He's a little stressed about it.

This is a sequel to this don't even feel like falling. Scott and Mitch are on the same page-for real, this time-but that doesn't mean there's not more to their story. Title is from Rocket by Beyoncé. Fake usernames courtesy of @_opheliac and @Sreed09! Thank you guys!! (Any similarity to actual usernames is unintentional and purely coincidental.) fictionalcandie's notes: no stop don't look at me. this isn't my fault. um. enjoy our valentine to y'all? :P duvalu's notes: HIDE YO KIDS HIDE... yourself. Boy howdy. Happy V Day, here's some filth. Special shout out to the DM girls <3

Drabbles for #SePTXCC17 fanworks challenge! (I can't stick with a limited word count to save my life)

Speed dating. Five minutes per date. You have until the sound of the bell, so hurry up! Cowritten with Ehcimocs!