reader x Ronald mc Donald

SMUT You (unnamed and dont ungendered) have a crush on your coworker Sam he likes you back and you go on a date.

101 spicy mustard stories

so much fucking sin in this one book. read at your own precaution beacuse its about to get sPICY

Food Porn

Why not read it we already know food is life

Tender (KFC X Mc Donalds X Burger King)

Just some restaurants mascots having fun. Yes, there is smut here. This is very gay.🌈🌈 Homophobes be gone.😰✋🏼 I may not post...at all because I am lazy.

Burger King x Arby's

A hot story🥵🥵

wendys x arbys (lesbian smutt)

i never thought my life would bring to writing this.

Squidward x Gru (part 4)

Despacito

Elmo x Gru smut (Part 2 Of Squidward X Gru)

Gru x Elmo

Can You Keep My Secret?

Donald Trump is the Former president of the USA and now he's back to his business job thang but he has an exclusively hot body guard named Shrek. What happens when Shrek finds out a shocking secret about Donald? Will they become enemies or will Shrek find it too hot to handle and start to fall for the orange boy? Re...

Barney X Ronald MC Donald

It's my first book so I know it's bad And sorry if I spelled anything wrong.

the fries feud (a ronald mcdonald x burger king story)

ever since mr. burger king set his big brown orbs on ronald mc donald, he hated him for his stupid goofy smile and his luscious ketchup red hair. his pale skin shone in the sun, reminding burger king of his fictional crush, edward cullen. not that he was in love with ronald of course...or is he?

mr krabz x barry b benson

true love

Gru x Squidward: revenge on the father

hello

pussy fart. (ft. gru and sans) (and vector and dj trumpy)

a wild one

not a good gorl

gru, i recently divorced man who has recently exited an abusive relationship decided to hit up the strip club for a #gorlsnightout but someone catches his eye

Daddy Drama - Gru x Vector Sequel

Something that the two had previously repressed is now being brought back up...

Gru x Vector (check out my sequel too owo)

From brawling to banging, we watch the journey of an unexpected couple.

Gru x reader

dada gru 🙈😍💋

Vector x Reader x Gru

this is a joke please dont take it seriously Thank you @tvna_08 for helping me with this book. They sacrificed their eyes and soul for this 😔 #2 IN GRU HOLY FUCK WHAT THE SHIT THANK YOU VERY MUCH HOLY HELL FUCK YEAH #1 IN GRU THANK YOU GUYS SO VERY MUCH LMAO WHY AM I PROUD OF MYSELF

cursed ships 🤯😏😍😈💦

cursed oneshots 😈😈😈 includes- shrek despicable me mha trump Biden hxh

A Salty Banana

Carlos, a faithful minion of Gru's goes out on a mission to steal a dick-lengthener from Vectors house. However a chain of events twist the minions fate that day, and Carlos is left to a whole new reality. 2021

verona • thomas jefferson x reader

"Love is a monster for making me fall in love with my enemy!" • In fair Verona, lives two warring families, the Jeffersons and the Washingtons. When Y/N Washington meets Thomas Jefferson at a ball one night, it's love at first sight. But fate is destined to keep the pair apart. Will Y/N and Thomas find love? Or will t...

Bill Nye The Science Guy, My Boyfriend ( Voldemort)

Voldemort finally finds someone he likes, will Bill Nye bitch ass fall in love with bald ass Voldemort or will the no nosed piece of paper be betrayed and left alone. COMPLETED

Bill Nye x John Cena

Fifty Shades of John Cena. I don't own either Bill Nye or John Cena, or any of the other characters besides Billy and Cock.