"𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐈 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐲." "𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭. 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐈'𝐦 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which a host learns to love when two newcomers find themselves wrapped around her faulty-programmed finger. [ logan delos x ofc & willaim x ofc | pairings may change the more I watch the show, because I'm avoiding spoilers and a little confused ]

"𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭. 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐭𝐬." "𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐧 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡. 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which charlie swan's first and last love is brutally killed, and the unsolved murder has haunted him for years. only for him to think he's seeing a ghost twenty years later when the new, odd family moves to town.

"𝐮𝐩, 𝐮𝐩, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲, 𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫." "𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈'𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which millie mccall glows in the dark, and clark kent can't get her out of his head. [ david corenswet's 2025 superman ] [ cw team flash ]

"𝐬𝐨, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡. 𝐈 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐮𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧." "𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐰 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐮𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which stefan salvatore's twin sister is a rockstar that catches the eye of a doppelgänger and a hybrid. [ ofc x elena gilbert & ofc x klaus mikaelson ]

"𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩, 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬." "𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦, 𝐬𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐨𝐫 𝐈'𝐦 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐩𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐬𝐬." "𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐲." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which steve harrington's perfect little sister can't stand the super senior known as eddie munson - and then she has to go and become his babysitter when he's on the run from the law.

"𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐥, 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮?" "𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬, 𝐦𝐜𝐟𝐥𝐲. 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐬𝐡?" ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which layla williams takes a liking to the halliwells' new whitelighter. [ rewrite of my old, unpublished version of this book ]

"𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠." "𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which a good witch's mute sister catches the eye of a brainless prince [ galinda x elphaba on the side ]

"𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥." "𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which naomi maverick has to move home in the wake of a tragedy, and a new neighbor has moved in since she's been away. [ dbf ! joel miller | no ellie | no outbreak ! au | never seen tlou | absolutely heinous but legal age gap ]

"𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜, 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭. 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞." "𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐠𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬. 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜, 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which victor von doom is survived by his daughter who is a little less concerned with world domination and a little more concerned with what outfit would make professor richards stare at her longer than necessary. [ professor!reed richards | dead victor von doom | retired fantastic four team ]