just your classy asian living in the midwest suburbs. - your fellow yellow ( © COPYRIGHT | 2017 FUCKEDSOULS )

"you think you're hilarious, don't you." "actually my dear, I know I'm hilarious." "oh yeah? what else do you know?" "well, i know for a fact that you fancy me." { a particular prankster, fred weasley, who figured his jokes could somehow win the heart of a particular intellectual, alice colden, who figured her knowledge could knock some sense into winning the fool's heart.

someone passes chinese-american jules a list of things asian people do, and dares her to do the opposite. the prize? a date with the (secretly bisexual) quarterback to prom and fifty dollars. (jules does it, on account of the fifty dollars) [#624 in Teen Fiction, 16th December, 2014] // [ #685 in Teen Fiction, 17th December, 2014 ] // [ #776 in Teen Fiction, 19th December, 2014 ] ^ yay omg ilysm [SLOW UPDATES FOR NOW]

"You're just a girl, not even a pretty one. You were just something to fill my spare time, nothing more. And these? Well they're just notes."

[COMPLETED] What if Gilbert Blythe didn't need to be found because he was under your nose all along?

Just a cute little short story between a wife and her husband.

[Includes Something about Summer & After Rain] Raine Evans had everything. Okay, maybe not. So she avoided her problems a bit too much and didn't have the best past, but she was happy. Then summer came. What started out as a crazy challenge and a devious, match-making best friend turned into an unconscious game of hearts. And somehow, everything she had been running from became inevitable. Three years later, it's all still broken. Forever had became just another seven letter word, and moving on was the only way to go. Until a chance meeting puts everything on pause. But no one's really ready to try again. After all, things are so much harder the second time around [WattyAwards2012 Finalist: Humor]

was previously titled "so rantalicious". a book of rants, written with sometimes incredibly poor grammar and especially incoherent sentences. i can only hope my rants don't make you feel as uncomfortable as the word "moist".

Celine Peters. Happy. Smiling. Laughing. Nice. Those were the words that came to mind whenever someone thought about her. Depressed. Lonely. Broken. That's what she really is in reality, she just doesn't let anyone see it. Celine makes sure not to let anyone see her like this, at her weakest point. She slowly gets worse and worse and finally relying on Self Harm to make it all go away. Her mother doesn't know, what a big surprise she gets when she walks in on her daughter, a blade in hand and blood around her arm. She tries to help, sending her to a Physician. It works but it all falls apart when her parents start fighting, her grades drop dramatically, her boyfriend breaks up with her, she's spiraling down in chaos. Her mother and father both agree to send her away to her brother who lives in California, maybe the distance can help her. Her older brother is the manager at Disneyland, to her surprise he get's her a job as Tinkerbell. So she has to put up the act again in front of people, her brother think it'll help her. With the job, it'll get her new friends. She meets Brandon, also known as Captain Hook. He's different, he speaks what's on his mind, he's moody and has a short temper, yet he's sweet in the smallest things he does. She's drawn to him instantly only things aren't easy, when Wendy and Peter Pan step in. Everything becomes a jumbled mess.

Diana Alb has been in the United States for seven years. Once she moved to Portland, Illinois, her whole life turned upside down. She has only fuzzy memories of her past. Her grandparents dropping her off to kindergarten, going to church almost every single day. What she remembers the least, is her best friend, Luis. Once he moves to Portland, he is about to flip Diana's life back. She has to fight through the hardships of high school and Luis is still in her life. One question runs through her mind whenever she sees him: why are you here? Sorry to my readers, but this story has been discontinued due to lack of plot.