Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Luis and his family recently moved to a new state. His favorite thing to do is play soccer. Everything soccer. There's struggles at home and struggles at school. Luis does whatever he can to make his family happy even if it's impossible. School is the same way full of racist and homophobic pricks. Still Luis blames himself. With one friend from the start and a crush on both team captains Luis doesn't know what to do next. He's scared and just wants to play soccer. "Why am I being punished for being born?" READ TAGS There is Spanish in this book. I am not proficient in Spanish nor am I a professional. If you think something is wrong comment nicely and I will fix it thank you

Falling in love with your brother's best friends shouldn't have been as easy as it was, but here Harrison was, hopelessly and utterly in love. The only things was, they were already dating. Good thing they thought his puppy love was absolutely adorable. - bxbxb : basically just fluff and way too much smut disclaimer: this story has nothing to do with PET

It all started with a ball. You're 18 he said, it's time to find a girl and get married he said. And give me grandchildren! I tried to said no, but it's not like I had a say in the matter. So there was a ball and a shoe incident. I don't want to bore you with details, it sucked and I hate dancing. I'll make the story short for you. To please my father the king, I'm traveling the countryside searching for the owner of the shoe and everyone but me seems to believe that when I find her, I'll live happily ever after... ... F**ng shoe! 👠 We all know the fairytale: Cinderella, the fairy godmother, the pumpkin, the cute animals, the ball and the happy ending. But what if the prince doesn't want a wife at all? Maybe he doesn't even want to be a prince? This Prince Charming is hopelessly in love with his best friend Adam and has no intention at all to marry whoever owns the glass shoe. Will he ever come out and tell his friend about his feelings? And what will happen when the shoe finally finds it's owner? Follow me on this crazy adventure, and we'll find out! 👠 And there's some bad language, but other then that it's a cute story. ❤️

Alex returns to his home town or now city. It's his first time in university, with his old best friend Leah. He finds himself stuck with a roommate who isn't often at the dorm. But somehow he falls in love with him every time he sees him.

-KIND OF MATURE- "I wouldn't fuck you if you paid me." Well, at least my question is answered. He can get more punchable. We glare at each other, I am surprised neither of us have raised our fists yet. It wouldn't be the first time. "Who says you'll be the one fucking?" I snap back. _______________________________________ Zachary Alvarez has always hidden his broken parts behind his charm, sarcasm and arrogance. He is a complete asshole to most, especially one man in particular who he occasionally wants to lick all over or shoot in the head (He isn't picky). Nothing in Zach's life is constant. All he has ever cared for is himself since nobody else did. A lot of drinks, one-night stands, relationships that he never put effort into and people always leaving, that's all he has ever known. And Everett absolutely hates Zach's guts and hates how his smirk makes him feel triggered. Everett has always been this or that for people, always an image. Most times he doesn't even care, but sometimes it gets irritating. But somewhere both Everett and Zach starts to see each other. All that hate gets a bit too exhilarating. In so many ways... _________________________________________ If you guys are looking for an enemies to lovers with a lot of sexual tension... #1st in lovers #1st in homosexual #1st in bxb #1st in university #2nd in drama #4th in Lgbt #8th in mxm #19th in romance

What starts of as a simple crush on a enemy turns into Jaylen's complicated love story, a love story unlike any of the ones he's read before. Jaylen is a hopeless romantic who falls in love with the last person he could ever think of. TRAVIS, the bad boy of the school and his worst enemy who actually turns out to be a sweetheart. Or is he? Read and find out what happens once his life takes a huge turn and causes him to have no choice but to leave Travis, which therefore causes him (Jaylen) to fall in love with someone else. What do you think will happen next in Jaylen's first love life? Will he live happily ever after with his new somebody like in a fairytale, or will everything backfire and cause him his life. Read to find out.

[boyxboy] Simon Matthews was off limits. Off limits to everyone and everything. Everyone knew that. The football team knew that, the teachers knew that, hell even Simon knew that. But the one thing he didn't know was why. He didn't know why everyone avoided him like he had some sort of disease. Simon Matthews was off limits because Asher Ericsson liked him, and Asher Ericsson had a habit of being possessive. Cover design: @erroristcxxs

Jay Williams. A fifteen year old sophomore. He has a slick attitude and doesn't hold his tongue. He's been with many boys but hasn't found the right one yet. He doesn't really want too. He has had a crush on his brothers friend for the longest. No one was aware of the crush except for Jay's closest friends Kayden and Carson. How will his story end? Damien Johnsons. A seventeen year old senior. He is a lady's boy and he pretty much can have any girl he wants. But people started to notice he stopped being in relationships for a small portion of time. He declared himself gay after a while of being around Jay. An popular athlete lusting for the gay sophomore? Who is also his best friends brother?How will his story end. {SNIPPET} "Alright ima head to the bathroom.."I said as I got up and walked out the theater I walked into the bathroom and it was empty. I really didn't have to pee I just sat on the counter on my phone. Then I heard the door open. I hopped off the counter but it was Damien who walked in. "Oh hey what's good"I said as I put my phone down on the counter "I needa tell you something."Damien said as he walked towards me

"Anyway.." he sighs and crawls over my lap. "What do you think you are doing?" I frown as he leans his back against the couch's handrest, and places his thighs over my lap, sitting sideways. "I'm sorry. I never really had any guy friends. Is this inappropriate?" he asks innocently. "Just don't move around," I mumble, placing my hands over his legs to keep them at one place. "So it's not inappropriate?" he asks. "It is. But I'm a better human than you, so I'll let you get away with this," I wink, tapping his nose. "No, please don't. Spank me Dylan," he says sarcastically. "Alright. How many?" I ask abandoning the Tv remote, and pulling him sideways so he was right in my lap. ....................... Read the feisty, quirky and romantic story of two stubborn individuals.