Ogres are like onions.

This is a short story about Shrek and his pizza Recommend by Gordon Ramsey ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Your welcome.

All in the title /|\

This is a sexy smut nothing is BETTER THAN ThIS PIECE OF SHIT! whoever kicked me off of first place for carl azuz congrats but i wanna slap you with my fist and lips

You can actually cook, good for you. Now you can cook in front of Gordon Ramsay. And now you're 27 with no say in this. --- You glanced over at the other contestants. They're all professionals. A sweat formed onto your face. As the food you have to cook was slowly revealed, you wondered about the challenge.

edit: WHY IS THIS BLOWING UP NOW I STARTED IT IN FEBRUARY also before you ask YES THIS IS SATIRE 😭 it all started when my girlfriend showed me Bully Maguire and I thought it would be funny to write a parody of a tumblrina sold to one direction story about it 💀💀💀💀 and somehow it's #28 in emo now???? what the hell yeah uhh the title says it all ~ inspired by my girlfriend who loves this movie ✨❤️ (y/n = your name)

(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?

Pikachu x reader different but some what the same anyways the picture is not mine and enjoy

(Wholesome?) stories of y/n and their bff, jesus most no-no words are censored Including but not limited to: - Jesus paints your nails -Jesus sleepover! - Jesus gets cyberbullied -Jesus says a bad word :o -Jesus goes to the hype house -Jesus self-diagnoses himself with depression -Jesus gets the coronavirus -jesus becomes a minecraft streamer -jesus gets arrested for being too thicc no disrespect to jesus, i love you man

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