How Hisoka and Illumi first met.

Fluffy University AU about Hisoka and Illumi slowly falling in love ❤ badly written NSFW chapters in between lmao [Cover is an Art piece I commissioned @andini_sasaki (IG) with]

(Complete) Nothin better than getting your lazy ass up and writing a story☕ I do not own any of the art and these characters do not belong to me. Credits to artist

"I want to kill you.. I have to kill you.." The younger of the two stayed quiet for a moment "But I can't.." Hisoka gave Illumi his cute smile and lifted his hand to the others cheek cupping it in his hand. "It's alright darling.. this was going to happen sooner or later.." Illumi had more tears running down his face. Hisoka felt tears fall on his cheek. He was surprised then Illumi collapsed on his chest and kept crying Hisoka comforting him. "I'm sorry dear, it's time for me to go.."

Illumi has always felt a strange connection with boys. Not In a love sort of way yet In a way where he (Illumi) would like to become one. "A boy? That's totally fine! Its just.. your parents." Hisoka supported him with all his heart ever since they were little. Now Illumi and Hisoka are the most popular ones in school though thats only because Hisoka's the one everyone likes and Illumi Is his weird childhood friend. NONE OF THE ART IN THIS IS MINE!! I DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS OR HXH THIS IS JUST AN AU!! I UNDERSTAND ILLUMI IS CANONCIALLY A BOY BUT ID LIKE TO MAKE THIS MORE INTERESTING!! (ftm)

Just my little thoughts and drabbles, nothing much. Angst and soft boi hours are a reoccurring theme here. These are all separate works and don't bleed into each other. My writing is ass in this lmfao I've gotten so much better in the year I've been seriously writing, but I'm not taking this down because it has 3.1k <3 Enjoy.

Because why not

sooo... hewwwoooo... UwU

Illumi's whole life turned upside down it seemed when this strange bubblegum haired man entered into his life, everything he knew turned out to be a lie. Hisoka just wanted to keep a close eye on the assassin, do a few jobs with him, and fight him eventually but life never goes as planned. Slow burn but I promise it will be getting steamy just wait for it 🔥 🌹-memory 🥀-some memories 💕-cute scenes ❤️-romantic scenes 🔥-steamy scenes ❤️‍🔥-smutty scenes ⚠️-trauma/torture (UPDATES EVERY SAT/SUN) :D 1 hisokaxillumi 07-19-25 6th Hisoillu 08-19-23 7th tourture 09-03-23 17th hisokaxillumi 06-28-24 184 writing 07-12-24 169 writing 11-29-25 These characters are not mine, some of the story is other parts will be based off the anime. (Hisoillu, Hisoka x Illumi, Hisoka Morrow, Illumi Zoldyck, Gay, Yaoi, BL) (I do not condone people making actions like this in real life, or taking relationship inspiration from these characters. Hisoka is insane and so is Illumi, and they are both very evil characters. They might do alright things to each other and have a code of ethics sometimes but that doesn't make up for the majority of the time. Regardless writing villains is helpful for me as a writer because I have to do so in my novels, so it is a good exercise. Thank you for coming to my ted talk) Art not mine

A book full of hisoillu one shots, this book will include smut/lemon, lime, angust, fluff, and songfic. I will be taking requests but depending on what it is I'll write it, they're certain things I'm not comfortable with. This book will also include different AU's/alternative universes, well enough of that and enjoy the book.