Shrek lives an ordinary and boring life until he encounters the love of his life, Komaeda. ((PLEASE, DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. THIS IS CRACK.))

(image not mine credit to Tumblr user clowning-around) Satou Hiroshi, a perfectly average person. In other words, my god. My name is Saiki Kusuo and as you may know I have psychic powers. They prevent me from leading a normal happy life, but Satou has the perfect life. I'd do anything to make sure his life is always boring and ordinary. .... But what if Saiki could be friends with Satou? What if he could become closer to his idol, his god, his "not crush" would they fall in love in a very extraordinary way? would Saiki admit he is in fact a human being with feelings for something other than coffee jelly? or will Saiki block all advances and try to leave Satou to his ordinary and boring lifestyle. (Wrote this story cause y'all really don't care about Satosai huh? I'm not doing it for you I'm doing it for me. If you wanted control you'd have written your own fanfic wouldn't you?)

My friend made the cover, also this is a joke so please don't take any offense to this. TW: horrible grammar, very romancic 🥺(I think I need help) city wok guy isn't a gay or a gay supporter.

My first story so enjoy.