Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Previously known as Lights,Camera,High School. Alexis Taylor is one of the biggest superstars Hollywood has seen till date.She's got it all, the talent,the looks and fame which she wouldn't give up for the world. But when she's given an opportunity to star opposite Hollywood's Heartthrob Cole Walker in a project where the both of them have to go undercover in a regular high school, she can't possibly say no. She's spent most of her life playing the mean cheerleader or the nerdy new girl who falls in love with the most popular and athletic boy who every girl wants. Now finally given a chance to see all those stereotypes in real life,it's something she just can't miss. But she's in for a real surprise.In Greendale High School the cheerleaders aren't even close to being mean,there is not a nerd in sight and the popular boy can't flirt at all and is no where close to being athletic. After all it's easy to pose as someone else but it's almost impossible to be candid.

Alaska Brown places a bet with her friends. It's all about dating the first guy who enters their all time favorite coffee shop, and make him fall for her in twenty days. What she doesn't know is that the school's geek-iest person happens to burst into the coffee shop, running after a dog, before anyone else does and she's gotta do what's she's gotta do. David Leon doesn't know anything about the silly bet Alaska placed and falls for her carelessly. The point is, she's reckless and stupid. She doesn't realize she needs the guy in her life, to her he's the brother she's never had and to him, Alaska means the world. Alaska forms a plan that only her friends know about and right there, he's gone.

Phoebe Pierce is a tantalizing, yet stuck up high school mean girl who always gets what she wants...including Jamie White, the infamous bad boy of H.L. Arnold High School. She gets more than she bargains for when her seemingly perfect relationship with Jamie is rocked by his scandalous affair with Elf, who knows nothing about Phoebe. Devastated and vengeful because of Jamie's toxic behavior, Phoebe forms an unlikely alliance with Elf to avenge themselves and destroy the persona that Jamie has so strategically constructed. With her reputation and thirst for revenge on the line, will Phoebe Pierce continue to get what she wants or will her plan backfire tainting her own image as the untouchable Queen Bee? ~~~ If you need a cover for your story I recommend going to either @harrystylesmanip - who made the front cover - or to @goingtocamphalfblood who made the cover that's on the Prologue ;D

Summer Jacobs knew full well about her town’s tradition. Every year at the end of the summer, a party would be held on school grounds without the knowledge of the parents or the teachers. It had been happening since before Summer was born and never once was anyone the wiser. This year however, everyone was going to find out. Summer had planned a weekend of alcohol, bad decisions and horrendous photo’s which she would later un-tag herself from on Facebook. A whole weekend with her friends at the biggest party of the year, without any worries or parents telling her what to do. So how she ended up trapped in the school with a deranged psycho killing her classmates off one by one, she will never know. It wouldn’t have been as bad if she was trapped on her own. She would have been happier to face the lunatic solo rather than be trapped with a guy who kept using the life or death situation to make passes at her. His theory was being so close to death should definitely loosen her up, and by ‘loosen up’ he definitely meant ‘get naked.’ Along with his friends who between them had the IQ of a baby tree stump, an outcast who probably still had Spiderman bed sheets and the cheerleaders who were more worried about all the blood staining their new white jeans, they had to somehow make it out of there alive. And to think, Summer’s biggest worry that weekend was waking up with a brutal hangover… ©makeandoffer