Amanda is 24 and a fan-fiction writer. She was expelled from her university. She is infamous for being known as a "Fetish-Nonce". She is incredibly into penis inflation. One night she manages to get a date who will co-operate in her strange fetish...

context:you are famous and at an award ceremony you meet danny devito you ask him the question "are you a bottom?" also:there is cursming so beware NAUR WHO OUT HERE READING THIS I WROTR THIS LIKE 2 YEARS AGO AT 3 AM PLEASE 😭😭 i swear im not this unfunny anymore pls 💀

Emory Fierce is an Omega in the Bloodstone Pack. She lives a miserable life as the pack's maid, chef, and personal punching bag. She knows she'll never escape and all she hopes for now is the end. Brenden Moon, Alpha of all Alphas, The Alpha King. He's been looking for his mate for years with no luck and is running out of patience. The answer: a ball that all werewolves under his rule were required to attend. Including Emory. What will happen when the highest in rank comes upon the lowest? Will help her, or will he throw her to the wolves? ⚠️Disclaimer⚠️ Mentions abuse, rape, and death of a child (death of child is separate from the other two not all three happen to the child). If this makes you uncomfortable please do not read.

Daddy pig felt lonely up in the tower, Fiona, had kept him. Everything changes one afternoon when a handsome, hairy, orger comes to save him. (this story is just for laughs... I've been reading too many shrek x *something* fanfics... I'm going to make an actual story soon if I don't completely lose interest in it.)

Lord Farquaad teams up with Daddy Pig to take back his kingdom, not knowing that he would end up having feelings for him. #13 OUT OF #SHREKISLOVESHREKISLIFE #1 OUT OF #CURSEDSTORY

this is a joke and i will not pay for therapy.

Danny, Peppa and you have lots of fun.

MAJOR SMUT WARNING FOR EVERY CHAPTER Why did I make this? Well, why shouldn't I? Anyways this has smut in it and A LOT of plot twists. 169% recommended by doctors Shrek and Dora have a wonderful relationship when they meet the Cumrerers, a group of bad boys that cause mahem in the city of Cumville. Will these baddies get together or will they forever be on seperate sides of good and evil?