Just random silliness that the demigods do on Facebook! With 100 parts finished with 112 chapters. Some of the conversations are ones I have had with my own friends, family, or people of the interwebs. I hope you take a minute to check it out and please review, and tell me what you think. WARNING!!!: This story is meant to be silly, nothing should be taken seriously. Also, my strangeness/weirdness/kookiness has been pored into this story so it is EXTREMELY strange. Also I wrote most of this before House of Hades was released, also the first 75 chapters were written before I even read Mark of Athena, so any mistakes with those characters is because of that. You have been warned. WARNING PT 2: yes Nico is gay. I'm aware. I wrote this before that was reviled and yeah, that's why Thalia and Nico aren't near each other near the end there. I do not speak Spanish, my Dad does and that's who was giving me my spanish translations, but it is not a Latin American spanish so the dialect may be different than what your used to if you are a spanish speaker. I also wrote this as a 13 year old and yeah if there are parts that are very cringy that's why. I also tried to source everywhere I borrowed from, but since I wrote this mostly over 5 years ago I don't remember everything I did or where I got it. So I apologize to all of those people. Thank you for reading! I don't own Percy Jackson or Facebook obviously cover by: _takeoff Watty Award Winner 2013; Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson has been called a murderer by the person he loves: Annabeth. Percy is ordered to leave camp, and meets the Universal Master, Lord Chaos, who happens to be his actual father. Learning that he is Omega, an all powerful Primordial, Percy meets his evil uncle End, faces extreme levels of pain and torture, celebrates with the Heroes of Olympus, and confront Gaia in a battle to the death. Will Percy ever get Annabeth back?

*** Some DIRTY! *** After the war with Gaea and the romance and effects of the war on the loving young couple. Includes a short summary at the beginning and the story of how Percy and Annabeth will overcome their struggles from past events with the help of many friends. A lot of love and includes Percabeth, Jiper, Leo & a special someone along with Nico and his new love. (Drawing on cover page is not owned by me) I DO NOT OWN ANY Percy Jackson CHARACTERS OR Heroes of Olympus!!!!!!

*SOME PARTS HAVE BEEN EDITED AND SOME HAVEN'T! SO PLEASE BEAR WITH ME* Percy and Annabeth have gotten married and are now starting their lives together. Will children come into the mix, will an old enemy come and disrupt their lives? Read to find out! :)

just a bunch of funny conversations between the demigods. :)

Newly weds, Percy and Annabeth are about to get the shock of a lifetime. The exciting moment when you find out you're expecting. Being young, and just married; Annabeth and Percy don't know if they're ready for this huge responsibility. But, they're going to take it one step at a time and find out what it's like to be becoming a family.