ship book of smut or something. This ISNT for me it's for OTHER PEOPLE lmaooo

*PLEASE READ THE DESCRIPTION FULLY* --------- 2024 EDIT: I've been busy with college, but as of writing this a lot of chapters have been re-written & I need to polish them up before updating entirely. There are a LOT of aspects of this book that have been genuinely hard to re-do, and I haven't kept up with object shows since 2021(?), so I have no idea of how any of the characters act anymore which only adds to my frustration & difficulty. I'm sorry if any of this book comes off as gross or offensive, it was a different time and I was a child who didn't know what they were writing in the moment. :,/ Thank you for reading, even in 2024 when Ao3 is the superior website. I'll see you guys soon. ❤ --------- You need Mesothelioma to read this. --------- Welcome to the billionth BFB oneshot book! --------- ~HIGHEST RANKS:~ #2 in BFDI #9 in objectshows #17 in bfb

SLOWEST UPDATES EVER (probably no more fics honestly) please don't read this if you're under the age of 13, it makes me severely uncomfortable! i can't stop you from reading it, so if you do, please do not interact with me in any way In case my book gets removed again Update: it was removed a second time 😞 WATTPAD THIS IS A MATURE BOOK. IM NOT DOING ANYTHING BAD. LEAVE ME ALONEE.

I have a lot to say for the desc. 1st of all, if the title was already taken, its coincidence cuz I didnt know. 2. we have alot of trigger warnings: Transformation, NSFW, the fact this first chapter doesnt look very good... I could go on forever, but I'll spare ya from that.

I do requests oh yeyeysysyay!!

I'm a multi shipper so there's gonna be multiple ships in here with the same ppl

I just do oneshots, don't expect me to do every single request. I have school. BUT I might be able to do most of them, so that's cool.

Mostly inanimate insanity, and bfb / bfdi *NOT MY CHARACTERS, THEY BELONG TO THE CREATORS* mostly smut, you have been warned

Hello, and welcome to the hell I call my home :) I didn't realize how much attention this book would give me, but whatever :3 There's a lot of LEMONS 🍋 so buckle THE FUCK UP! CAUSE HERE WE GO!!! (Btw everyone is 16+ in this) + Oc's

welcome to my smutshots lol i will remain anonymous until i feel like it