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Official Wattpad Version of TUIK Highest Ranking #1 in Found Family Highest Ranking #1 in Villains ~~~~ "Be my apprentice," Icarus blurted. Tommy blinked. Gradually, the corners of his mouth dropped into the deepest frown he'd ever made. "What the fuck? Why?" "Why?" Icarus froze and Tommy raised a judgemental eyebrow. "It's because of your powers." "My powers," he echoed. "I never told you whether or not I had powers." "I can... sense them," Icarus bullshitted. Tommy pinched the bridge of his nose. "Right. What are they, then," he retorted. "Uh... super... powers," the villain answered, sounding more unsure of himself by the second. Tommy wanted to bash his head against a wall. "Really? That's the best you could do?" ------ Tommy isn't sure why handing someone their keys is such a big deal, but now he's left with a huge problem: Every supervillain in the city wants him to be their apprentice! - or - Tommy's lame superpower turns out to be a game-changer. ~~~~ Cover art by @sho_draws on instagram Original story by SeriouslyCalamitous on archiveofourown Please use the hashtag #tommysultraimportantkeychain on social media or tag me! Ao3 Reads: 140k reads: 9/6/22 200k reads: 12/16/22 250k reads: 4/1/23 300k reads: 5/27/23 360k reads: 10/7/23 400k reads: 2/6/24

Uh- Angst and fluff- no smut, This used to be SBI one-shots, but it was all just Tommy instead- haha- hope you enjoy though Mostly just becoming vent chapters now- haha- Requests open!

George, A prostitute and abused boy who hides behind a beautiful body and pretty smile meets Dream who is the leader of the most infamous Gang in America. Despite being scared to be saved from the sick prostitute business, George finds himself attached to the mysterious gangster who seems to have taken a liking to him.

Tommy just wanted to have a good nice morning on a Saturday but it seems like Prime has other plans for him Cause he got teleported with almost everyone in the Smp to 2B2t the worlds deadliest server and also most feared server This was his home server where grew up in before leaving the server at the age of 8 and being found by Philza He may or may not be also the server's most feared person for well.... Being the boss of the most feared squad/group's in the server Will he be able to keep his secret from everyone that he was born in that server or will Secrets be revealed ? Find out more in book as you read it ! (Also yes this was inspired by many other 2b2t!Tommy and BusinessBay!Tommy Au's but there's only a few of those types of story's so ya why not make one myself?)

I don't have any good hooks for a description, sooo yeah. Just read it, I think you might like it. It's dsmp vigilante/superhero/villain au, what won't you like about it? Unless you don't read dsmp vigilante/superhero/villain au's... then this is awkward. Just read it. Art work is not mine, creds to Bazoo, who had previously read my story then created this masterpiece for it. Thank you so much @Bazooisdeadithink #1 tommyinit - 03/31/2022

Big Man Tommyinnit. stuck in space, in a cell, all alone. Well not alone anymore, he's got this really small adorable looking alien now! and he's in too deep, he's already sworn his life to the guy. Tommy picks up alien friends left and right to slowly work his way around space to survive. His hell through space does not prevent the affection that his heart still retains and he slowly begins to heal the scars that have been formed from being treated like an experiment, an animal. With a family forming and his protectiveness showing, he'll be ready to throttle anybody that hurts his friends Now if only he could talk to them. Cover made by Monarch Orien in my Discord