This is a joke book giving reasons why you shouldn't ship snamione. Instead, you should ship Severus x yourself!

Y/n is attending her 6th year at Hogwarts. She is known as one of the brightest witches of her age. Sharp-minded, quietly confident, and consistently at the top of her class. Potions and Defence Against the Dark Arts have always been her strongest subjects, and under Professor Snape's strict but compelling guidance, her talent has only grown... along with something else she can't quite explain. ⚠️This story will contain smut, strong language, a teacher x student relationship, death... and a few more. If you're triggered by any of these, please don't read my fic!

Reader insert fics for Alan Rickman characters

✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷ "I'm not sure how I can go on any longer Severus. I don't know how to just see you as a friend." "You have to Y/N. There's no other option. No matter how badly we want it." ✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷ A story of how Severus and Y/N became friends, coworkers, and possibly something more. **story starts off with younger Y/N and Severus, then leads to where the books start, and goes through the first 4 books of Harry Potter!** VERY SLOW BURN ⚠️TW - suicidal thoughts - self harm - abuse - sexual assault - mature content - smut (Please be kind!! This is my very first story I have written and I want to make sure that it's enjoyable and goes according to timeline❤️) ❗️I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS - ONLY Y/N AND PARENTS❗️ (I do plan on writing another book about the remaining of the story to cover the entire Harry Potter series, starting off where this one will end at the end of Goblet of Fire) Enjoy my little dungeon bats!!!!🤍🦇 REVIEWS ☎️ "OMG, THIS BOOK IS SO GOOD❤️❤️❤️❤️" - @MaduTiet "Yes I enjoyed THIS WAS MY FAV BOOK EEVRRRRRRRR AND I WILL BE WAITING PATIENTLY FOR THE NEXT ONE AND IM SURE ITLL BE AWESOMEEEEE" - @canyonstarss 🏆RANKINGS 🥇#readerxsnape 🥇#alanrickman 🥇#potionmaster 🥇#snapexreader 🥇#proveyourself 🥉#hogwartsprofessor ☝🏼word count : 121,513☝🏼

Slow Burn Fanfiction | Rated 18+ Severus Snape x Reader (Professor) Taking a position at Hogwarts should have been simple. Teach your classes, settle into the castle and avoid unnecessary trouble. Severus Snape makes the last part difficult from the moment you meet. He has little patience for you and even less interest in explaining himself. You return every sharp remark and refuse to be intimidated by his temper. Over time the arguments change. Conversations continue after they should have ended and brief moments of closeness become harder to dismiss. Severus keeps his past guarded and trust does not come easily to him. Getting close means accepting that some questions will remain unanswered. When old dangers begin to surface again the fragile connection between you is tested before either of you has decided what it truly means.

After the war, Severus takes a much-needed vacation. He meets an interesting woman traveling the country before starting a new post as a professor. He doesn't find out where until he returns to Hogwarts and finds her in the staff meeting called by the headmistress Minerva.

Alan Rickman and Characters x Reader innit bruv enjoy or don't your prob not mine if you miss out on this awesome, wonderful, totally very modest piece of writing from this VERY modest author but like poopy shmoops if you don't I probs won't finish the story like all my other ONGOING books.. PFFT HAVE FUN MOFOS! ~ i don't own him.. I love him.. and Alan and Snape.. but I don't own any of them ;~; Sad, I know

(Not my art above)Want to read a book where Y/N is a high ranking agent of the government,while Ford recently came back with his brother uncovering new mysteries.Maybe you'd like a story where tension never ceases,where every decision seems like the wrong one and paranoia is at an all time high?Well,that's this book but be warned,There will be adult topics in this,like blood,gore,dark topics,etc.Read at your own risk. (Keep in mind that you do have an undercover name for majority of this book.Don't worry,your undercover name isn't permanent but just a little heads up.)

Ever wondered what it'd be like to date a reclusive, paranoid, genius scientist who definitely has more secrets than he has friends? Well, welcome. Unlike your typical romance, this is a journey full of all the ups, downs, arguments, and makeups that come with loving someone who probably spends more time in his lab than in his feelings. Follow along as you and Ford try to navigate a relationship that's equal parts complicated, heartfelt, and maddening, where sometimes love feels like an unsolvable equation. Spoiler alert: real romance isn't always adorable-it's messy, frustrating, and occasionally interrupted by supernatural chaos. So, if you're looking for a love story that's as realistic as it is impossible, you're in the right place. Buckle up, because this isn't your average fairy tale.

Jane Carson has always been caught between two worlds: the rationality she was raised to value and the deep emotions she struggles to contain. A woman of grace and independence, she navigates life's twists and turns with quiet determination, even as heartbreak, family expectations, and unforeseen tragedies test her resolve. When a betrayal shatters her carefully built future, Jane is forced to rebuild her life piece by piece. With her family in turmoil and society's judgment closing in, she discovers an unexpected ally in Colonel Brandon, a steadfast and compassionate man with secrets of his own. As Jane's world grows increasingly unpredictable, Colonel Brandon becomes her anchor, offering a friendship that slowly deepens into something more. Together, they learn that the heart and the mind need not always be in conflict-that sometimes, true love is found in the balance. In this poignant tale of resilience, loyalty, and second chances, Heart and Mind explores the strength it takes to move forward when life pulls you in every direction.