"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant. Rated Mature.

"This gay hedgehog's making me all flustered up by his touches. What the fuck?" "We all get a little hard every once in a while, and it's cool to have a pal to help ya out." Sonic and Shadow share a bed. Gay shit happens. (tw: this is ironic and not meant to be taken seriously)