Puns. Puns everywhere. Puns on walls. Puns on teacher's boards. It's the pun-pocalypse. o.o Hide the children, [but make them laugh too] Now enjoy some nice puns per day c: P u n s are l o v e , p u n s are l i f e. [first 65 days of the year]

"Your name is Kenneth Kentucky and you work at McDonalds?" I glared at him, "Would you like Fries with that?" He began laughing hysterically and I sighed impatiently, waiting for him to stop. Suddenly, he stopped and then, putting both his hands on the counter, staring right into my eyes, he whispered, "I'd like Fries with you." My eyes widened as it slowly registered that Golden Boy McHarden had just openly flirted with me.

(Next book to the Taming of the Lion world.) My name is Ivan. My parents are Asher and Alexander. I also have two twin sisters, Natasha and Natalie, that are three years younger than me. I like to think that I could get any girl I want, but my heart belongs to an even better guy. (I'll work on the summary later.)

(Complete) Daniel had been with his foster parents for a whole year now. To celebrate, he and his family are going on a seemingly normal vacation to the beach. They meet up with his old friend Jenny and her foster family for spring break. When Daniel gets into a heated argument with his foster father things start to take a turn for the worst... (Possible Sequal)

Read it and find out :D

(book one) Hi my name's Asher. My boyfriend, that is with me right now, is Alexander. We have been together for awhile now but at first we were rivals. Both fighting over the same girl, kinda. Ah how things change so much. So, if your interested, I'm going to tell you about how we got together. (definite $3X story) (finished, but maybe adding extra parts) (second book is called: The Shepard's Lamb)

When you die, do you get to choose how to spend your afterlife? What if you did get to choose, then you wouldn't know if your Choice is the right one. And if you chose and were told later on that it was already decided by someone else, would that make you feel helpless? This is a story of one who is given a Choice and a destiny that seems so far away. With the Dark rising against the thought of Change, and the Light fighting for the King; nothing is as simple as the words in stone. And even then, the words are no longer safe from the claws of Fortune....

(Book 1) Maxwell is what you might call a normal teenager; has a girlfriend, a best friend, a dog, and his parents are your run of the mill divorced couple. The biggest problem he faces is how he's going to pass his classes. When Maxwell is suddenly attacked by a monster, his whole world is flipped upside down. He learns that everyone that was close to him weren't really who he always thought they were; his dog wasn't really his dog but instead his friend, his Madre was something else entirely, his girlfriend was actually a cold-blooded assassin held back by a curse, that his real parents were demons... and he was the most powerful offspring to have ever existed. (Sequel is called: Reclaim the Demon's Soul)