"You two should take your lover's spat somewhere else," Faruzan says sternly, throwing the door open. Alhaitham and Kaveh are standing outside, Kaveh frozen in what appears to be shock or fear and Alhaitham with his usual apathetic look on his face. "Preferably out of earshot of anyone," she continues, "But certainly out of the range of my hearing and not at my office door." Five times someone from the Sumeru Akademiya erroneously assumed that Alhaitham and Kaveh were dating and the one time they got it right. (Or, Alhaitham and Kaveh's relationship from a few different perspectives.)

found this on tiktok might as well put it here too. VERY SMUTTY