A gay twist on a Harlequin tale. CEO Pete Wentz is in trouble. After a very emotional breakup with his girlfriend (emotional on her end of course), She decided to ruin his life. By selling false stories about Pete being a homophobic asshole. But only half of that is true. The head of his marketing team decides that to totally expel the rumors, Pete should hire a guy to pose as his boyfriend. And Patrick Stump is just the man for the job. After his boyfriend of almost ten years breaks up with him, Patrick finds himself in a stump. (haha) He can't afford to live in their apartment alone and his paintings haven't been selling well. So when he gets offered a job to pretend to date someone for fifty thousand dollars, he jumps at the opportunity. But can he keep his heart out of this artificial relationship? Or will real emotions surface from this faked love?

Pete and Patrick are in a fucked up relationship. There's more beer and broken promises than there is love and happiness. But no matter how hard they try, they just can't stay away from each other. The pleasure of just being together out weighs the pain of being apart. At least to them. (Not my best work. I woke up one morning and just started typing. This is what my twisted brain came up with. But please, do still read it!)

Inspired by Pete's cameo in Escape Plan 2.

They met on the subway. The only thing exchanged between them were not so subtle looks, until on his way out, the blond boy slips a paper to the brown haired boy. Kik me sometime? WentzisWack

"I want to love. Like the people do." Ray and Frank were never fixed to be human. They were fixed to be productive and get jobs done. They weren't fixed to feel, to touch, to sense. Gerard and Mikey felt like they were born to do something, but in a life where they roamed side-by-side with robot-people, they were always obsolete. But then the Earth decided to merge their worlds together.

Patrick Stump was hiding a secret. It was something that he had never told anybody—not even his parents nor his siblings—because he was certain that revealing his secret to other people would let them think only one thing: he had gone completely nuts. That wasn’t the case at all, thank you very much. The truth was that Patrick could predict when people are going to die. No kidding. And, actually, “predict” wasn’t the correct term to call his “gift” or “ability” or whatever at all… Patrick could see timers above people’s heads, indicating the amount of time they’ve got left to live. After years of witnessing multiple near-death accidents and the untimely passing of people he knew and even those he didn’t know—which he was clearly aware that he could have stopped and saved their lives if he had only tried—Patrick thought that he had lived long enough to see some good friends die, and he knew that it was probably a dangerous time to be a friend of his. He was on the bad side of twenty-five. © Daphne Reyes (conjurethemockingjay), All Rights Reserved 2015

These are Gerard Way's Tweets... And memes bc why not? ^^ that was bad but the tweets and memes are way more fabulous >.•

Patrick's a loner. Petes the asshole who bullies him. They both get lonely and go onto a messaging site to talk to some one. I'm sure everyone can see where this is going.

Patrick is an innocent bookstore worker who walks into his home at exactly the right time, bumping into the most perfect thief who steals something more valuable! Notes: Trigger Warnings! Chapter 3: Sexual Harassment/Assault Chapter 4: Mention of violence, guns Chapter 8: Eating Disorder/Weight Loss due to not eating Chapter 9: Violence/Attempted Murder

Completed. Word count: 52,513 Stock·holm Syn·drome - noun: a psychological response in which victims develop feelings of trust and compassion for their captor, almost as if they're not being held as a hostage. Li·ma Syn·drome - noun: a condition in which abductors develop a sense of sympathy for their hostages, sometimes resulting in romantic attraction.