About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Yeppers... One shots for Monsters Inc. I've been kind of obsessed, recently. Anyways, yeah... Monshots. * Monsters Inc, University, etc. do NOT belong to me.

how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

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this is for everyone who wants shrek to be their sugar daddy

𝐃𝐎 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖? Where a girl is deeply in love with someone, with a playboy. That boy who has everyone he wants. But she wouldn't let him have her that easy, nor would he see her like anyone else. She wouldn't even let him know if that feeling is love. 𝐈𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐒 𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐇 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒.. Where the guy starts to wonder why she can't get out of his head. And why does he always feel something in his stomach when she talks to him? It is impossible that Tom Kaulitz himself was in love with someone. But anything can happen, even the impossible. april 26

" Why thank you @tomkaulitz1. I know i looked good but if you would like to show me how its done, dm me "

Taylor decides to move to Tokyo with her best friend Mellie. While there, they get invited to a street racing party by their friend Hirato. Unexpected they get to meet Tom Kaulitz. Japans most feared head mafia boss. With the company of his twin brother and his two friends Gustav and Georg, Tom is the most feared and respected man in all of Tokyo. He drives a sexy car, is a gifted street racer and is the definition of dangerous. What Taylor didn't know, was the most dangerous man in Tokyo had his eye on her.

what happens when the 2 biggest rock acts interact?? or when the singer and the guitarist of the separate groups fall in love? will this be the happy ending they want? or will this end up crumbling their world? everyone is 18+ !

imagines of tom kaulitz -sad, happy, cute, and more-