"OMG your work is so fugly." "Can that bitch even write?" "She wrote what?" "Oh gurl, hold me back." "Have you even seen a story so bad, you just want to like, die?" "I'm the baddest bad bitch on Wattpad. Bow down bitches!" "Follow me, read, comment and vote on all the chapters of my story, or else I'll kill my family and my cat. You have three hours." Welcome to the world of Wattpad. Enjoy your stay and try not to lose your sanity. ***If you're easily offended, don't read the book. If you do, and get offended, you can comment. Just don't go apeshit with it, and if you do... let's not even go there.

This book contains all you need to know about writing the perfect book. Whether you are new to writing, or just want to improve your skills, this is the book for you! I have written this to inspired writers and help them into creating their own unique story world. Feel free to used the process that I took, but don't steal ideas without asking! I hope it helps you if you are having trouble with your own writing!

Interviews of Wattpad's best authors.

Dear You, I know I always rant, but I like to give advice too. If you ever need help, I'm the one you come to. Lots of love, -genie_us xx x (Note: my updates are rather irregular, so don't fully rely on my advice if you ask for an answer. Apologies for that! X)

From the author of 'Why Wattpad Drives Me Crazy' comes 'Survivor's Guide to the Wattpad Jungle': :: I've gotten loads of people asking me questions to do with how to get more reads or how to write a better story, and so I've decided to re-hatch an idea that had been born a long time ago. Tips, ideas, tricks and so on and so forth...this is simply all you'll need for making a name for yourself*. :: It's a tough jungle out there. Here's your guide to surviving it .

(and yet, I still love it). ©genie_us :: Unedited, unfiltered, and damn filthy.

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