"What are you doing, helping a half-dead guy like me?" "You remind me of a cat." ... "That's it?" "I like cats. Especially the big, grumpy ones." ".. I'm leaving." "Come back if you want some food, Kitty." ___________________________________________ A/N Y'all really need to read the tags before you read a story. Yes read the tags. Y'all will NOT survive AO3 if you don't read tags help my soul oh Lord. Don't like don't read 🖤