"I'll marry you when I grow up." The little Prince chimes as he steadies himself to walk on top of an old abandoned log. "You can't. A Prince should marry a Princess, and I'm not a Princess so you can't marry me."She says before resuming back to the coloring book in front of her. With a grunt he hops off the wood. "My mom said I can do whatever I want when im King. And I want to marry you. Simple as that." 02/14/2021 HR : 67# in FanFiction 04/19/2021 HR : 60# in Fanfiction

HORROR/THRILLER [BTS FANFIC] mortuary ˈmɔːtjʊəri,-tʃʊ-/ noun a room or building in which dead bodies are kept, for hygienic storage or for examination, until burial or cremation •♛• He had never expected doing his project last minute, with his friends, to happen that way. Now, he was the only one left. He felt hopeless and lost.: I saw my friends floating above me, smiling at me. I smiled back. ❝I'm not crazy.❞ Started in: August 2016 Ended on: 3 December 2016

You: Hi Daddy Unknown: Sorry but who is this? Not your typical 'wrong number' story Texts Series #1

''You remind me of the ocean..'' ''Is it because I'm deep and mysterious?'' he asks. ''No, because you're salty and scare the shit out of people'' ©2019-2020

An assortment of the most cringe and cliché plots and storylines, with a side of bts. Disclaimer: The entirety of this book is ALL satire. I do not actually write this badly lol.