Why tf do people this read this Find a another book... You're reading it aren't you..?

a crack fic with the shrek cast, mha cast, sesame street cast, nicki minaj and barney the purple dinosaur- oh and Jefree star (this fic is like a year old it has been sitting in my drafts for ages i had to finish what i started enjoy ;)

He wants to become the hottest of them all, best ever , will you join him on his adventure

**NSFW** Read responsibly!! This is SATIRE and meant for an 18+ audience. Keep this in mind when reading please! I do not genuinely condone what may be written or support the ships written about, again this is all meant as satire.

you have been warned 😈😈👹🥴🤤😮💨😩😫😏