[Status: Completed, Short-Story] ========= Yan Guang loves Xiao Weiyuan. And Xiao Weiyuan... loves him back. But the distance must not be crossed... =============== Original story written by me. Written: 01/22/2022 I DO NOT OWN THE IMAGES USED IN THIS BOOK. CREDITS TO THOSE WHO OWN THEM. I EDITED THEM MYSELF THOUGH.

Taio Ru woke up in a beautiful bamboo forest. The sun shimmered as the light passed through the lushes emerald green bamboo. A babbling brook flowed at the side. Waking up Taio's first thought was, "Shit, why did reincarnation have to exist, just give me eternal nothingness. I'm F*** tired!" Marshal Jun De entered his restricted personal garden only to find a snake beastman lazily resting in his favourite spot. His first thought, "Is it an enemy?" With that thought he cautiously approached only to hear it say. "What do worms eat? Am I just going to starve to death? Whatever... ?"

A forced marriage by the emperor's edict? Fine, I'll get married. (Although I'm a man in drag clothing) Consummation night? Sorry, I can't do it. I'm having my period. (Are you joking?) The General's army are being surrounded by enemies? He will be fine, I'll save him. (Wifey to the rescue!!) (story by Dreamless Dragonfly) revised 13/5/2018

Zhang Zimo was an orphan. His life was hard, but he later grew up to be a successful author. Then, one day he died. After waking up, he found himself in ancient Chinese society, living as an abused man about to be married off to a comatose husband. Zimo: Husband you're so handsome, when will you wake up? Husband: ... Zimo: OUCH* Husband today I angered father-in-law out in the garden... the breeze at that time felt so good, it was just right for a beautiful spring day. Husband: ... Twitch* Zimo: cry* Husband: How dare you hurt my wife. BANG! ......................."................... From the Author: I've never written anything before, but I was compelled to do so after reading hundreds of novels myself.😖 The beginning is a little depressing, but I promise once the ML wakes up (after chapter 10) things become a lot fluffier and the main character opens up and doesn't act as "stupid" as many readers have pointed out. If you don't like reading the depressing stuff skip to chapter 10. I hope you like it .😮‍💨