When life gives you River Song and the Doctor, it's never boring. A series of one shots of the unchronicled adventures of the Mad Man with the blue box and his bespoke psychopath... The trouble is only beginning...

River is as close to the Library as she can get without going to Darillium. Amy and Rory have just disappeared from the Doctor's life. So, the plan- 1. save River from the Library. Her regaining the ability to regenerate a bonus. 2. Raise his daughter to the best of his ability. 3. Beg River for another baby. 4. Do all of this without Clara finding out. ***Discontinued (SEQUEL TO HELLO SWEETIE. HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU READ IT FIRST) Cover by @Agnitti Disclaimer: These stories are based on characters and situations created and owned by BBC and Steven Moffat. No money is being made from them and no infringement is intended.