Have you ever wanted to befriend an object? Play Cupid and pair them together, or even date them for reasons unbeknownst to anyone but yourself? Probably not, but if you do, then this book is just for you. Enjoy your stay here because you might not ever escape.

After moving to a new city, Book attends the school that everyone's talking about: Goiky High. Yet despite the positive feedback, something's off about the place.

Nickel hates the hotel. And he hated the competition. He hated his teammates and he hated Suitcase for doing what she did, he hated the challenges and he hated MePhone4. And he especially hated Balloon. His annoying, high pitched voice, and how he feels so entitled to being salmon-colored or whatever. And all that keeps Nickel from spiraling is a chance to tease Balloon sometimes. And that's how it is. Or how it was, until Nickel saw Balloon's room door open. Until he saw Balloon crying on the floor, holding a pillow close. Until he read the letters Balloon had splayed out on the carpet. Until big, dumb, stupid Balloon finally leaned on his shoulder and he felt his chest melt.

I'm bored, just bunch of memes I guess? 🤷‍♀️

(Cross-posted to Ao3!) Arbitrary one shot book! Watch out for not-so-good writing in the beginning chapters! Funky brain has funky ideas lol. Feel free to request(unless the request chap. says you can't)!

(Complete!) Humans are very different than objects, as Pencil finds out while becoming one. Being human apparently isn't very popular though, and both Match and Pencil drift apart. At first Match only wants her to change back, but when Pencil leaves Goiky she returns to tell of the world humans had left behind. This is a sequel to Golf Ball and the Yoyle Humans 3. *** The YH3 Series includes the following books in order: • Golf Ball and the Yoyle Humans Three (YH3) • Pencil's Personification (PM) • The Weight of Time • The Poison in Boinks (PIB)

Four is semi depressed over the fact that Two just stole half his show and his co host. The other numbers felt pity for him and even Three! So Three takes his time to make something just for him! But Three isn't really um good with making stuff so a thing that was supposed to make Four feel better ends up doing something much-- more different? Hello ello hello! Welcome to BFB Kindergarten! An au I made half asleep but au's that I make half asleep always get the most views-- for some reason. The only things I want to warn you is the many many... Bits of cringe that'll be in this book. I'm not used to telling story's about children. Warnings! •Swearing! Light swearing acually, I'll be spelling them wrong on purpose at first then I'll start acually spelling that correctly more through the story cause Four That's all tbh lol [CANCELLED]

In this A.U, the contestants are preschoolers and the hosts are the teachers\guardians! Sort of like a slice-of-life and questionnaire ask or dare book. The kids (and the adults) are willing to ask any question you may have for them. So asks are open!!

CW: SWEARING, VIOLENCE, WEAPONS, BLOOD, etc.. (Each chapter has its own content warnings for common triggers) [PLEASE DO NOT BE PUT OFF BY THE START. IT IMPROVES LATER ON.] Taco is desperate and raids Test Tube's lab once more for weaponry, instead, she finds a way to 'mind control' other people. This quickly derails into a big mess at the hotel, with constant betrayal, manipulation and confusion. Will the ex-contestants succeed in stopping Taco's evil deed or will the distrust building up within them be what inevitably causes their doom? This is a multiple POV story where only you as the reader seem to know the truth. Every chapter follows a different character's perspective, every chapter you learn something new from a situation that seemed plain cut. Chapters are currently not being uploaded, the story is not abandoned and I have plans of bringing it back in 2027. As well as rewriting the 5 year old chapters. Of course, this story is not professional and this is mainly seen at the start of the story, although it can also happen in newer chapters. It's all to have fun, so, mistakes happen!! I am not a perfect writer and I'm autistic, so (for me personally) getting into how certain characters would act is a tad bit troubling, I hope it's not too far off from the actual show tho! I do try my best. Any Fanart yall make make sure to send to my Instagram: "nogenderchair" Or find me in any other social media as "GenderentDemon" I really love anything that Y'ALL MAKE!

Trophy and Cheesy have to share a room in hotel Oj, and Trophy is more than displeased at this information. Trophy learns to tolerate Cheesy and starts to develop a crush on him, what a turn of events!