Have you ever wanted to befriend an object? Play Cupid and pair them together, or even date them for reasons unbeknownst to anyone but yourself? Probably not, but if you do, then this book is just for you. Enjoy your stay here because you might not ever escape.

After moving to a new city, Book attends the school that everyone's talking about: Goiky High. Yet despite the positive feedback, something's off about the place.

Nickel hates the hotel. And he hated the competition. He hated his teammates and he hated Suitcase for doing what she did, he hated the challenges and he hated MePhone4. And he especially hated Balloon. His annoying, high pitched voice, and how he feels so entitled to being salmon-colored or whatever. And all that keeps Nickel from spiraling is a chance to tease Balloon sometimes. And that's how it is. Or how it was, until Nickel saw Balloon's room door open. Until he saw Balloon crying on the floor, holding a pillow close. Until he read the letters Balloon had splayed out on the carpet. Until big, dumb, stupid Balloon finally leaned on his shoulder and he felt his chest melt.

I'm bored, just bunch of memes I guess? 🤷‍♀️

(Cross-posted to Ao3!) Arbitrary one shot book! Watch out for not-so-good writing in the beginning chapters! Funky brain has funky ideas lol. Feel free to request(unless the request chap. says you can't)!

(Complete!) Humans are very different than objects, as Pencil finds out while becoming one. Being human apparently isn't very popular though, and both Match and Pencil drift apart. At first Match only wants her to change back, but when Pencil leaves Goiky she returns to tell of the world humans had left behind. This is a sequel to Golf Ball and the Yoyle Humans 3. *** The YH3 Series includes the following books in order: • Golf Ball and the Yoyle Humans Three (YH3) • Pencil's Personification (PM) • The Weight of Time • The Poison in Boinks (PIB)

Four is semi depressed over the fact that Two just stole half his show and his co host. The other numbers felt pity for him and even Three! So Three takes his time to make something just for him! But Three isn't really um good with making stuff so a thing that was supposed to make Four feel better ends up doing something much-- more different? Hello ello hello! Welcome to BFB Kindergarten! An au I made half asleep but au's that I make half asleep always get the most views-- for some reason. The only things I want to warn you is the many many... Bits of cringe that'll be in this book. I'm not used to telling story's about children. Warnings! •Swearing! Light swearing acually, I'll be spelling them wrong on purpose at first then I'll start acually spelling that correctly more through the story cause Four That's all tbh lol [CANCELLED]

In this A.U, the contestants are preschoolers and the hosts are the teachers\guardians! Sort of like a slice-of-life and questionnaire ask or dare book. The kids (and the adults) are willing to ask any question you may have for them. So asks are open!!

CW: This story generally contains ships and swearing, as well as fights and weapons, each chapter contains a bit of a warning for common triggers. [PLEASE DO NOT BE PUT OFF BY THE START. IT IMPROVES LATER ON.] In this AU you follow the story of many different characters, each chapter has a different character's POV which results in different opinions on the same topics, different views and scenarios and therefore different conclusions. As the reader, you're the only one aware of most of the truth, not everyone is always right and this story thrives on the idea of being incorrect in something. The story starts with Taco stealing an experiment from Test Tube's lab and using it for her brilliant plan to get the II prize, once and for all. But clearly, that won't be an easy task, instead, it becomes this increasingly dangerous one, filled with drama and problems left and right! Who'll win? Taco or the rest of the players? Chapters update at the start of every month, with chapters that are from 1500 words up to 3000. Of course, this story is not professional and this can be mainly seen at the start of the story, although it can also happen in newer chapters. Its all to have fun, so mistakes happen!!!!! Any pun ideas are appreciated for characters such as Cheesy. I am not a perfect writer and I'm autistic, so (for me personally) getting into how certain characters would act is a tad bit troubling, I hope it's not too off from the actual show tho! I do try my best. Any Fanart yall make make sure to send to my Instagram: "nogenderchair" I really love anything that Y'ALL MAKE!

Trophy and Cheesy have to share a room in hotel Oj, and Trophy is more than displeased at this information. Trophy learns to tolerate Cheesy and starts to develop a crush on him, what a turn of events!