april 1st at the scp foundation. uh oh. consider this a VERY late april fools joke. haha

343 forgive my soul

based off a true story (MY TRUE STORY!!!)(I WAS NOT DRUNK) Dr. Jack "OH GOD NO" Bright gets his credit card information stolen while trying to pirate Sonic Mania on his Foundation computer. While being drunk off his ass. I do not support the actions of the author behind the character. the author is a disgusting person. I DO NOT TAKE THE LIST AS CANON. I WILL MAKE JOKES ABOUT THINGS SUCH AS THE CHAINSAWS, BUT I DO NOT SUPPORT HOW THE AUTHOR USED THIS AS A WAY TO GET AWAY WITH HIS ACTIONS. my explanation for this is that i thought it'd be funny

i am hilarious trust me bro

This is totally a normal X Reader, I swear! Cover art by me :33 Y/N L/N, also known as SCP-████ is a reality bender, who has the ability to manipulate reality in her dreams. She knows she could leave the facility at any time if she truly wanted to, but she decides to stay, only for 1 person. How will she romance Dr. Alto Clef? Find out! (Addendum ████-3 SCP-████ is no longer allowed to know the identities of any researchers in the facility. All interviews are to be done with the interviewer's face or any major identifying features covered to prevent further breaches due to the object's effects.) [dr. bright has been removed from this book due to the actions of the related author, adminbright. complain all you want.]

You read the title. I was feeling silly :3 Feel free to translate this if you want to for some reason, just credit me.