"Harry stop fucking all of my siblings." Ron says at the breakfast table one summer morning. "Are you jealous that I haven't fucked you yet?" Harry asks sitting down at the table wearing a Weasley jumper that had the letter 'G' on it. "Don't worry, you can have Percy." A little one shot about the famous Harry Potter being bi and him having his way with the Weasley household. Disclaimer: this is a prompt from a Tumblr post I found, not my idea. And I believe I paraphrased some of the text as well.

After the war, Harry finds out that Dumbledore had decided how his life would be until his death. He also found some heart shattering facts about his so-called best friends. He decided to go back to the time when he had to stand and say that Voldemort was back. He wanted to fix everything and wanted to live the way he wanted. Read to find out what happens. Harry Potter does not belong to me, it belong to J.K.Rowling. I have just borrowed the characters. The story belongs to me. Enjoy reading.

A series of oneshots that subvert some of the more popular tropes in Harry Potter fanfiction. The Serpent Beguiled Me: No one knew Voldemort was the last line of defence against them. Now he's gone and they are coming. Harry has one chance to make things right. He takes it no matter that it means replacing one monster with another.Or... what would really happen if a jaded and broken Harry went back in time to save the world. Again. To Summon What You Cannot Dismiss: The Order of the Phoenix summons someone to help them defeat Voldemort. The man they get is not quite the hero they were hoping for. Learning How to Lose: After his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry receives a letter from Gringotts. The outcome of this is not at all what he expected. Happily Ever After: The Ministry passes a Marriage Law. The students of Hogwarts have a few things to say about that. A Reflection of Yourself: Harry has a soulmate who lacks a soul. Hermione has a soulmate who is a twat. Ron has no soulmate at all. Sharing is Caring: The summer after his fourth year Harry suddenly finds himself inhabiting Voldemort's body. Now he has to depend on Snape of all people to get back to his own. Forever and Never: Umbridge finds a new way to control Harry through a few obscure magical laws. Now Harry has to decide what is more important to him. His magic or his freedom. Becoming What Your Pretend to Be: When Harry Potter's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry learns some terrible truths about himself. Fall Together: After his natural death, Harry finds himself stuck inside baby Tom Riddle. Harry isn't going to let a lack of his own body stop him from giving Tom Riddle the loving childhood he so desperately needs. Right Up Until You're Prey: Harry comes into a creature inheritance at the start of his fifth year. This has some very unexpected consequences for both Harry and everyone around him. And many more...

Blaise has an amazing plan to distract Harry to prevent him from spying on Draco but what happens when his plan doesn't go the way he planned?

── ( 𝐖. 𝐓. 𝐒. 𝐀. 𝐎.𝐖. ) ⋆·˚ ༘ * 𝐀 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐱 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ in which harry potter meets blaise in the kitchen at hogwarts. and the elves decide to play matchmaker. 𖥻 | ❝ 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐱 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞. © 𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐫𝐢 apr. 21' hp. 𝗯𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗻 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 ( mature content warning )

When Harry got hit by the killing curse, he thought that would be the end of his life. He was happy that he could reunite with his loved ones in the afterlife and be happy. What he got was waking up in a very dark place with a strange man sitting in front of him and staring at him. Please read the story to know what happens.

Everyone is so quick to say Harry died that they may have rushed the funeral ...

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After faking his death Severus sees an article that claims none other than Harry Potter made a potion. Something about this infuriated him and it only gets worse when he learns that Harry is already making another one and that Draco was the test subject!

After the war Harry finally starts living the way he wants despite everyone trying to control him. As he was adjusting to his new life he finds an injured niffler, who in turn reveals a spicy secret of Draco's ...