"ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴏғ ˡⁱᵛⁱⁿᵍ, ᴄʟᴏsᴇ ᴍʏ ᴇʏᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ғᴀɴᴛᴀsɪᴢᴇ 3 ᴄʟɪᴄᴋs ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪᴍ 𝒽ℴ𝓂ℯ" Aɴ ᴏᴠᴇʀʟʏ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ɢɪʀʟ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛs ᴀ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ sʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ᴄᴀʟʟ ʜᴏᴍᴇ.
"so you have a word that connects clauses in a sentence?" "no, that's a conjunction. i have erectile dysfunction-" ─ in which shidou ryusei's dick stops working after his child- hood best friend confesses to him out of the blue one day ┌...
"are you gonna come or not?" "god I hope so" when a boy texts the wrong number
