[First Book] Atsushi and Shiori are abandoned orphans who are living on the streets. They've gone a week without food and are about to die as a result. But one afternoon they save a stranger from having a near death experience himself. This stranger just happens to be the one to change the twin's life for the better. . . . . . . . . (I'll be straight up honest with you people. I'm not good at descriptions. So I kept it short and sweet. Anywho, not to sound like every other fanfiction, but this is my first fanfiction. I'm trying to strengthen my writing skills, so try not to blast me too hard if anything doesn't sound right or isn't spell correctly. Just kindly let me know. I'll warn you here, my grammar is nonexistent. So read at your own risk. All righty then, enjoy the story...hopefully. Disclaimer: This is just a fanfiction. I do not own Bungo Stray Dogs or any of it's characters. The only character I own is the one I made up, Shiori. That's about it.) . . . Started: Jan. 3rd, 2019 Completed: Jan. 19th, 2019

Shizune has the most useless ability of all the useless abilities that people with useless abilities can possibly have: the power to talk to inanimate objects. One day, while arguing with a brick wall, she accidentally blows up the boss of the Grey Mafia. This eventually leads to her meeting with another certain mafia organization and a certain detective agency.

"Okay, so once upon a time, all the 3 oragianizations had children. Guild's princess died, the Agency's prince was a detective, and the port mafia's little miss miracle was little miss Himari. Yep thats me. Fancy meeting you here. I'm Himari, or Hime." HImari has never been publicaly adressed to the world and is stuck in her house 24/7. However after tumbling out her window, her life starts to change unexpectedly. The all art here isn't mine, the story isn't mine and the only character that is mine is Himari.