Before I start. Not story wise for a second I just want to say that this is blazai, I need more, so I desided to write more, I don't do regular uploads, I have multiple projects that I am doing, and I prefer to take my time with what I write. Anyways if your unfamiliar with the fan fic, that I am making a fan fic of, which I doubt, then the owner of the original fan fic is Allegory_for_hatred on AO3. the fanfics are called magic and mystery and coil, if you haven't read it I highly recommend reading it. Now story wise, to start it will be the third year, and I might continue to the last year but it depends on how I'm feeling when I get to it. It will follow the story lines of the films and books, slightly, so third year with Sirius, forth year, the tri wizard tornimant, fifth year, with Umbitch, sixth year, Snape stuff, Seventh year, The deathly Hallows jig. I'd obviously need to change reasonings for things and other stuff, but you get the idea.

Dude as I was making this I saw there's only 20 Lifesteal smp books- AND THEY ALL ARE NEW AND LESS THAT 10 PARTS! so I'm adding on to that VERY small amount and adding a oneshots book! --- Warning! WILL contain ships! Read at your own risk! (Also it's mainly just BranzyPierce [SORRY NOT SORRY!]) (A/N as of Sep. 2025; if you're reading this, then it means that I've decided to let this work rest. For the old and the new, I'm still here, I'm just elsewhere, focused on other works. Have fun, and feel free to look down the 700 replies long thread in the comment section on that one chapter)

Notes, arrows and an assassination plot: It is a day like any other on the Lifesteal SMP, the usual, bloodshed and mayhem. An attempt on Clown Pierce's life leads him and his friend Branzy Craft spiralling down a dangerous path. Little did they know that one thing would lead to another and eventually result in something they both could never have predicted. Emotions are high and so are the risks at stake. Will they discover who the assassin is? Or will something destroy their friendship first? ~~~ Disclaimer! This is a Clownzy / Branzypierce story, if you don't like that ship then don't read this. Also, I am not shipping the real people only the Minecraft characters! If Branzy or Clown are uncomfortable with my story I will not hesitate to take it down immediately. TW: Some descriptions of blood, death, violence and weapons. Also mentions of PTSD. Read at your own discretion. Credit to @Dontaskmewhyididit12 for the story idea! Love you all <3 ~~~ This story is finished and is currently undergoing re-writing.

a silly lifesteal smp modern au i've wanted to write for a while now. a simple collection of one shots, shitposts, headcanons and whatever else i feel like including! -- requests are semi-open; i decide what i want to write and when. please note that this story may be taken down at any point by request of any ccs mentioned. ↳ bk ☆ 2024