"- Do you want some advice, Craig? If you like someone, you'd better tell them before it's too late. There's no fucking right time. If you don't do it now, you never will. Right after that, Clyde got up and left, leaving Craig distraught with his thoughts."

Clyde donovan is a very cocky and popular guy, He still is a crybaby but no one knows it. He is best friends with Craig tucker who taught him how to be that way. They are known as the number one players in South park high, soon to be in college. Everyone knows and loves them expect for one. Tolkien black is a huge outcast in his school. He is the richest one and used to be the only black kid till Nichole arrived. He is the complete opposite of Clyde and Craig. He isn't talkative, very dry and he doesn't like people in general. But the people he hates the most is Clyde and Craig. ✩↝This story includes: - Tyde - Angst. - Smut. - Fluff. - Bad language. - Dirty talk. ✩↝This book is based off a rp I did with a friend. I'm using Craig as a replacement of a made up character we used so it can make kinda more sense, btw some things were added or changed!

Tolkien x Clyde Clyde is a struggling college student who rarely eats regular meals. When he runs into a tall rich boy his life changes. The boys mother decides to pay him to befriend her son. Will he be able to stick to the contract? WARNINGS- Smut Violence Bullying Language Dubious consent (All characters are over the age of 18)

"You sick of loosing yet?" Craig asked him with a grin. "Sorry asshole but I'm not done yet" Stan spit out blood to the side. A friendly play fight turned less and less playful as the time passed. Stan grew frustrated as he couldn't get a good blow on Craig.

Craig, the struggling 11th grader, beats up not so deserving students. No bully does anything out of nothing, they all have a motive. Craig's motive were his embarrassing grades and his awkward social skills. Stan Marsh, (the star wide receiver on the football team) is asked by the principal himself to tutor the rebellious teenager, whether he likes it or not. The Principal has forced the two onto each other in an attempt to keep Craig from going to Juvie. Craig hates every second of it, and Stan fears that spending every other night with Craig may reveal his personal problems his true feelings. Craig grows to like Stan, but just as soon as his feelings appear, something drastic occurs. Something happened with Stan the night Craig left him. He wasn't the same. He seemed distant, he drank alcohol now. Craig couldn't recognize the person his complicated heart had fallen for. _________ Serious topics are mentioned, please do not read if you are sensitive! There are warnings on pages with triggering content. (Start Date: Oct 2, 2023) (End Date: Dec 22, 2023) (Credit to the cover artist)

Craig Tucker thought adulthood would be better than childhood, but here he is. The manager of a fast food restaurant, stuck in South Park. The only thing he's grateful for is getting out of his parents' house, and getting an apartment with childhood best friend, Clyde. Here he is. Twenty-Two and still a virgin, by choice. Many men would've had their hand at Craig if they could've, but Craig doesn't let anyone in. Nobody is close to him, and that's how he chooses it to be. Since he broke up with his boyfriend, Tweek, in 7th grade, he realized what he had done. He let Tweek get all warm and cozy with him, he let Tweek kiss him and lay on him. He told Tweek his fears and secrets. Only for him to be left in the end. Now, nobody is allowed to touch him. He gets by on salutes and nods of the head. He gave up on love since then. Realized he's better off without it, and more importantly. He's better off without everyone up in his business. Until one boy comes along.

It's been two years since Stan and Kyle stopped being friends. Stan turned to alcohol to numb himself, while Kyle buried himself in school. They both convinced themselves they didn't need each other, but Stan can't ignore Kyle anymore when he realizes he has feelings for him. (100% credit to artist of the cover)