A young Harry Potter went out one day to get away from the Dursleys. when he reached the park at the end of his block he went to a swing. What will he do when he hears a hiss-like voices in the bushes. What happens when the snake he finds happens to be Nagini, voldermorts horcuax. What will harry do when he finds out his true life was stolen from him. Follow Harry as he meets his mates, and takes back what was rightfully his.

Severus has hanahaki. He has the worst luck in the world. He knows. A mythical ancient disease from a far away land traveled all this way just to torment his poor lungs. Hes been in the hospital for months, getting homework and tutoring lessons once a week. It wasnt always this bad. And maybe it would be just a little bearable when his arch nemesis is rolled into the same room, coughing up red roses.

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