so um. i was like dead as high as hell off water when i came up with this so um... here it is? why do i write this shit...

thomas wants to see your lovely toes. it's all he needs. crossposted on ao3

One day, Dream gets notified that a new person texted him on twitter. He decided to check it out as the person seemed, interesting~ [THINGYS!] -no r@p3 -smut (warnings when happining and over with breed explanation) -plottwists -weird plot -s3xu@l scenes -k! Nks -no sencoring in smut parts,but slight sencoring in non-smut. (like d! Ck=member Those things) Slow updates, like, really slow... Like snail slow, slower than the speed we move at next to the speed our solar system orbits around siggitarius A. (I'm having way too much fun with this at the moment. Be ready to get shocked at some twists... :)) That's all! Bye bye!

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You've just started your own YouTube gaming channel. You were inspired by your idol, Markiplier. One day you watch one of his videos and he's given you a shoutout! You feel honored just to have him say your name, but will there be more or is your only communication through YouTube videos? Read to find out!! (I promise the actual story will be better than the description. I suck at summing up my stories into a little description box)

Well.....what's the story about.........JUST READ THE TITLE FOR GOODNESS SAKE !!!

No one truly knows what happened that night in Woodsboro, California. All the public knows was that two teenage boys, Billy Loomis and Stu Macher, went crazy. That the boys killed with no motive, that it was a case of crazy and peer pressure. Sidney Prescott, the "girlfriend" of Billy Loomis,Y/n L/n, the girl both boys were deeply obsessed with, and Gale weathers, a news reporter, where 3 of 5 witnesses that were willing to talk and tell their sides of the story to the public while Dewy Riley, the deputy sheriff of woodsboro, and tennager Randy Meeks refused to talk to law enforcements at the time. All the stories told to law enforcement seem to differ from person to person, but...in this tale, we will focus on Y/n, the obsessions, side of the story...

"whats your favorite scary movie?" "that one my little pony movie"

Hobama is the best kept secret in the industry. Harry styles and Barack obama love story is the best love story out there. It's has some ups and downs but let's just say it is a must read IMPORTANT SIDE NOTE !!! I know that most of this is set at a later date, but please don't imagine Harry and Obama being 45 and 70 or something. Imagine the Hobama you know and love today because in this universe, years go by but people don't age, just like in The Simpsons, Bobs Burgers etc.

Have you finished the Hobama love story and want something more from this couple? Are you all of a sudden feeling festive? Get in the spirit with a very Hobama Christmas. You thought all of the drama was smoothed over? Think again. New and old characters will be coming back for the festivity of the holidays. Sit back, grab some eggnog and gingerbread if you will, and get ready for A Very Hobama Christmas. IMPORTANT SIDE NOTE !! I know that this is set at a later date, but please don't imagine Harry and Obama being 45 and 70 or something. Imagine the Hobama you know and love today because in this universe years go by but people don't age, just like in The Simpsons, Bobs Burgers etc.