Ashton Irwin despised children and the fact that he had to be a camp counselor for the whole summer, sucked.

A boy never forgot about the things that made him crazy. He just watched them burn.

"7:15, that's our time."

"Hello, this is the rejection hotline. The person who gave you this number just isn't that interested, so move on. If you feel like ranting to someone, press one to speak to a live representative. But otherwise, get a grip, they were out of your league."

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"