ur_average_citizen
**THIS IS SATIRE**
Briar Valentino works a job for the mafia as a clean-up worker. Her life is turned upside-down when she saved a mysterious man from death. Her mafia boss finds out and threatens to banish the aforementioned mysterious man. Will she be able to get both men to be her man? Or risk losing the men she loves to death?
None of this is meant to be taken seriously so if this offends you in any way... Your loss.
Worthy mentions: @bell9atm, @luna_midnight_star, @bravespeon, @lukeeizguy, @Firew72