These two fruity assholes have taken over my life now, and I'm about to make it everyone's problem. So here's my collection of oneshots and little story bits. Insert your obligatory "this is about the characters, not the content creators" here. Don't ship real people and keep in mind that I'm writing about the characters, and purely the characters. (Art not mine ((Obviously))) If you have any questions about any of these AUs, feel free to ask me about them! I love answering questions about them. And if you spot something that I should add to the warnings, let me know so I can add them!

❗️marked mature for violence❗️ Running along roof tops, avoiding the hero trilogy and beating the shit out of some bad guys? Tommy Theseus Innit was living the life, and his partner in crime, Bombshell, would have to agree. Wilbur, Technoblade and Phil however were puzzled on how these seemingly inexperienced vigilantes kept escaping; and it has gotten to the point where they would do *anything* to get these two thorns out of their sides. But what happens if one catastrophically timed scream unravels a web of secrets and Tommy finds himself at the centre of all of it? And A dangerous villain emerges, his only goal being revenge on the heros. When the vigilante duo refuse to join him, despite their own hatred to hero's, they become a secondary target.

Tommy is just some random dude who keeps getting attacked in his dreams by a particular bloodthirsty green Teletubby. Unfortunately, this leads to him not sleeping much and passing out on the Syndicate. They're more than just flabbergasted upon finding out he's got no clue who they are

Tommy really isn't having the best time. He has been exiled by his best friend, his brother is dead and now Dream won't leave him alone. Dream is annoying but somehow nice? Well that is until he decides to punish Tommy after a fight. Tommy is blind. He wants revenge and he is going to achieve it no matter what but when will he realize that there are bigger forces fighting around him. Most importantly which of them will win? Cover doesn't belong to me #blindinnit. #dreamsmp #villaintommy

FINISHED! Fievel or Filly is a 6 year old who lives on the dirty streets in Birmingham. He is very smart and sneaky. Having to live on the streets he has survived by stealing from people and shops. One day he was running away from the coppers and finds himself in a bettingshop, where he once again meets Thomas Shelby and his family. *I only own the plot and Fievel the rest is owned by the creators of The Peaky Blinders*

"I should hate you for what you did to me, but I can't. Why can't I hate you?" "Everybody hates you, but the thought of hating you can't even cross my mind. Why am I like this?" "You've always had a kind heart Saparata. It's something I've liked about you since we first met," In an Alternate Universe instead of Saparata battling Fluxion in the Westhelm Colosseum Fluixon runs away from war becoming a war criminal and the most wanted in both islands And now Saparata lives alone in his home once made death trap as he tries to ignore his constant worries and thoughts about his once dear friend Fluixon, but as rumors about his whereabouts start to bubble up Saparata is forced to have his thoughts come to light. I AM THE FIRST PERSON TO WRITE A FLUXARATA FANFIC ON WATTPAD I'M FEELING GOOD BOYS Cover Art by: CONNOR

The bond between family had never been stronger when it came to the Watson Family. Each played an important role and how they did it was completely up to them; usually ending in Murder. Dream and his precinct of officers all had one combined goal: arrest the Sleepy Boys. How or if they do it... no one knows. Drama, blood, tears and death; how they manage to stay on their feet is completely unknown. ------------------------------ Started: 03/09/21 Finished: 31/10/22 Also on AO3 ------------------------------ #87 in Purpled #11 in Sleepyboysinc #31 in Punz #10 in Captain Puffy #20 in Awesamponk #5 in Smajor1995 #7 in ItsFundy

(In which a rebellious rockstar is sent to UA High) Kaito Takami, the lead singer of the globally renowned boy band Vandals, seemed to have it all: fame, fortune, and legions of devoted fans. But when a high-profile drug scandal rocks the band, leading to their public arrest, Kaito's world comes crashing down. As part of his rehabilitation, Keigo sends his cousin to U.A. High School, where he's enrolled in a strict recovery program. Now, he's navigating a maze of challenges: relentless fans who refuse to give him space, explosive encounters with hot-headed peers (looking at you, Bakugo), and the most horrifying obstacle of all, his own fractured self-image. In a world where purpose defines strength, Kaito must confront the question he's been avoiding his whole life: Who the fuck is he and what is his purpose?

Welcoming death was something he was used to after all. But waking up in a whole ass different universe was something new. Being surrounded by people who called themselves 'Heroes' with weird super powers, Tommy is forced to adapt to the new life, not knowing if he will be able to come back to his home. And when the opportunity comes, will he go back? Or will he change his mind and decide to stay with his new family and lots of friend's? After all, those are people who showed him what it really means to be loved.

Tommy is an angel, a prince of the Heavens above. Not like the angels that come from legends and folktales. No, these angels are arrogant and cocky, finding far too much pleasure in deciding who deserves a miracle. Instead of listening to his mother and doing his duties, Tommy finds pleasure in disrupting the humans' pathetic little lives. To him, humans are the problem in the world. But what happens when he hears the soft melody of a guitar? What happens when he discovers what it means to actually be part of a family?