"ᵈᵘᵈᵉ ⁱᵐ ᵇᵒʳᵉᵈ ʷᵉ ˢʰᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵈᵃᵗᵉ" "ᶠᵒʳ ʳᵉᵃˡ?" "ⁿᵃʰ ˡᵉᵗˢ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᶠᵃᵏᵉ ᵈᵃᵗᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵉˡˡ ᵒᶠ ⁱᵗ" "ʰᵉˡˡ ʸᵉᵃʰ ⁱᵐ ᵈᵒʷⁿ" "ᵃˡʳⁱᵍʰᵗ ᵇᵉᵗ" in which one day while getting high two best friends decide to date just for the hell of it i dont own haikyuu or any gifs, pictures, etc. used. i do in fact own any oc's tho mature language and mention of alcohol and drugs

"it could have been anyone else, why you ..." ( r. suna ) © 9chiha | 2021' ( slow-burn , fluff , etc. )

"𝐈'𝐌 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐈 𝐃𝐎𝐍❜𝐓 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐄" 𝑖𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢 𝑠𝑢𝑛𝑎 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑦/𝑛 𝑙/𝑛 𝑑𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑙𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑑 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 ... 𝑖𝑛 𝑑𝑖𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒. ↳𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐬: during part one: fluff, emotional talk, angst, profanity during part two: smut and ^^ ↳𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐬: i don't own the haikyuu characters, just the plot of this fan fiction :) started: 24 jan 2022 ongoing...

❝ 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎 𝐒𝐎 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐋. ❞ ⟿ 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 the newest staff member of the japan national team makes an interesting first impression. ( 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮 ) ( fem! reader ) ( body × megan thee stallion ) ( 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝟏𝟎𝟐𝟏𝟐𝟏 ) 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐫 : haikyuu characters belong to haruichi furudate.

𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐑 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 ⤷ IN WHICH SHE GETS TO SEE ANOTHER SIDE OF THE BOY SHE LIKES ▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂ BAJI X FEM! READER STARTED ━ 7/17/2021 ENDED ━ 8/30/2021 DOES NOT FOLLOW MANGA HIGH SCHOOL AU ╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍ 𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗥 ↴ 𝗂 𝖽𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗈𝗄𝗒𝗈 𝗋𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌, 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗉𝗅𝗈𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝖼'𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗂 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍𝖾𝖽. ╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍

❝ 𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐄, 𝐀𝐌 𝐈 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑? ❞       - Wherein 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝖺 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗇𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 sanzu haruchiyo, ending up being pregnant with his child. ⌗ 𝖲𝖺𝗇𝗓𝗎 𝘅 𝖥𝖾𝗆! 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋❜ © 𝗺𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗻 ' ' ' ✩ ' ' ' ' ' ' ꒰꒰ 𝐎𝐧𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠. Inspired by: positively yours <3 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒; #1- inui seishu #1- ryuguji ken #2 - kokonoi hajime #2 - sanzuxreader #6- ran haitani #8- sanzu

❝𝐈'𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓❞ -@keikaminari - date: 05/10/2021 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐊 ╭┈─────── ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ- -ˏˋ こんにちはˊˎ- 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘴𝘦𝘪𝘫𝘰𝘩'𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘬𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘤𝘦, 𝘥𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘴...𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦. ╰┈➤ ＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚ ˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊ 𝙤𝙞𝙠𝙖𝙬𝙖

꒰𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐒𝐎 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐑𝐘꒱ ﹋﹋﹋﹋﹋﹋﹋﹋﹋ 𝘢𝘬𝘢𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘹𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝙞 𝙙𝙤 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙝𝙖𝙞𝙠𝙮𝙪𝙪 𝘴𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘴 - number one in keijiakaashi ??

❝𝙄𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙠𝙞𝙙𝙨, 𝙬𝙝𝙮 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙥 𝙢𝙚 𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙨𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙧?❞ ╰┈➤ IN WHICH a Pediatric Nutritionist was offered five times the amount of her salary just to help the famous streamer and CEO, Kozume Kenma, to raise his daughter. ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Post-Timeskip ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Canon Compliant ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Fluff ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ANGST 【 孤爪 研磨 】 ───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───── 𝗞𝗢𝗭𝗨𝗠𝗘 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗠𝗔 𝗫 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗘𝗗: 𝗢𝗖𝗧𝗢𝗕𝗘𝗥 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟭 𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗗: 𝗠𝗔𝗬 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟮 Haikyuu ©Haruichi Furudate DADDY'S LITTLE KITTEN (and Kozume Suki) ©ASTRAGAZER- ---