Dark humour is like a pair of legs - not everyone has it! If you like a dark joke, you'll love this book! Inside you'll find stories, essays, speeches, short plays and sketches, filled with death, murder, crime... and comedy!

"Where is he?" "What are you talking about son? You have to calm down, you're not thinking straight." "Don't ask me to calm down! He's gone and I know that you're involve!" "Look here, it's not my problem that he's gone. I did not force him to leave." "I'm no longer 3 already! You can't hide things from me anymore!" "I've told you before that he just went on a holiday-" "For 3 fucking months?! That's not a holiday!" "What does it have to do with you?! It's his freedom to do as he likes! All you have to do now is to do your work properly and make the company flourish!" "I can't do that without him!" "Like you've said so yourself, you're not 3! You can do thing yourself! You don't need him!" "I hate you! You don't know how much he means to me!" "I don't give a shit about your feelings! If you want him back, shut the hell up and listen to whatever I say. Got it?" So that ^ is just an inside of what's going to happen. Please read the story to find out what happens in the end. Highest ranking: #9 in gayromance #128 in romance #391 in yaoi #79 in gaylove #19 in lgbtlove #10 in butler #6 in bxb [Book 1 of the Lethal Passion Series] - Glow In The Dark (completed) [Book 2 of the Lethal Passion Series] - The King's Assassin (completed)

That day, they didn't know what they had lost. Izuku Yagi was born quirkless. His sister, Izumi Yagi, on the other hand, had an extremely powerful quirk that could match One For All―her father's quirk. While his parents praised Izumi, Izuku was mindlessly neglected and shoved aside like he was nonexistent. After several years of physical and psychological abuse, neglect, and rejection, he finally was fed up. ℹ️ Extra Information ℹ️ -Cover is mine. -With point-of-view changes, the time can also change; although, I try to make it apparent whenever the time has been changed. -Please point out any mistakes or plot holes you find because I want this to be as good and accurate as humanly possible (however, with some plot holes-if it's been too long-I might not be able to fix the issue) -If you're wondering why I'm re-uploading everything, it's because I edit any mistakes I notice (albeit, incredibly slowly 😅). Started: September 30th, 2020 Ended: December 26th, 2020 Latest Updates: [edited] "Chapter 10: The Disease...", September 24th, 2022 (11:37am, PST)

*COMPLETED* (08.05.20) Noah Sorin is a 17-year-old genius who is sent on a mission to the Elite high school, Bran Prep High. His investigation? Vampires. What happens when Noah stumbles upon Aleksei Maksim Griffon, a vampire with beautiful pale skin, unruly raven-hair and eyes as blue as the ocean? "Don't fall in love with a vamp," they'd warned him. "I won't," was what he said. But a story of heartbreak, forbidden love, and undying passion unravels as he discovers the secrets of the supernatural. *** This book is a boy x boy story. Best ranking: #58 gay : 01.12.20 #102 fiction (04.05.20) #69 featured (04.05.20) #10 lgbt (15.05.20) #10 lbtq (15.05.20 #92 supernatural #75 featured (03.05.20) #94 vampire #89 teenfiction #4 supernatural (15.10.20) Rankings: #fiction #featured #queer #gay #depression #bl #youngadult #featured #comedy #bisexual #manxman #teen fiction #boyxboy #bxb #LGBT #romance #vampire #supernatural #werewolf